PSAs Game System (Sampler) *Carmen's Gang: WitWiCS 2-6* Senior Investigator Rank NOTE: The Rouges Gallery of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego as an OOC Game. Broken down into packs on ACME CrimeNet's Most Wanted Lists. Punchlines are included. Page 17 =============================
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CrimeNet Most WANTED: Carmen Sandiego
CrimeNet WANTED Posters: Legacy Retired The Contessa Double Trouble Eartha Brute Kneemoi Patty Larceny RoboCrook Sarah Nade Top Grunge Vic the Slick Wonder Rat
CrimeNet WANTED Posters Tier 2: Senior Investigator 2-1. Arpeggio = Sly 2: Band of Thieves
Rockapella: (singing in a DoReMi style) AR... PEG.. GI... O!!! = Chief Quips Besides being a parrot, he was an Extra in Aladdin. The Bird who is so smart, he uses an old computer to do his paperwork! Carmen Sandiego's Parrot with a College Degree in Engineering. Wants better wings to fly as he can't do so on small wings. Born in a Boarding School for Einsteins, born a Genius but puts it to bad use! He shampoos with Bird Seed and uses water as deodorant! He's a big brain but really REALLY Bad Ideas how to use it. Carmen Sandiego's Bird of Prey with the mind of genius. He can't fly as he as no taste but his crimes are not a total waste!
2-2. Dr. Proton = Duke Nukem 1
Rockapella: (singing in the Style of Live & Let Die) DOCTOR PROTON!!! = Chief Quips Has atoms in his brain, electricity in his veins, follow the trail of his wireless eyes! It takes more than Brains to rust his Robotic Brawn! He's more machine than man. With eyes like The Terminator! A Bucket of Oil with a body of Quake & Fear in his Steel brain! He's a walking Tin man with the widgets of a computer in heartbeat! He wasn't manufactured as a Tech Droid Controller, he was programed that way! He's nothing but computer circuit boards that's covered in Chrome & I do NOT mean the Browser kind either! A Rusty Robber in an outdated Operating System make up!
2-3. Polly Spark = JumpStart 3rd Grade
Rockapella: (singing in a Patty Larceny style) P-P-P-POLY!!! = Chief Quips The daughter of an Mountain Mansion Inventor who is both on the Most Smartest List & Most Wanted List! She's Winkle's Ace Student, if she wasn't so bratty let alone on the wrong side of the law, she would be a sweet girl. She's the smartest Felon that you would NOT want to meet. She's smart, she covers her tracks and she's a felon. She's the youngest of Carmen's Gang but with a Criminal Code of Conduct in need of a Serious Time Out. She's a dangerous young Einstein who ever polishes an apple. A Junior Mad Scientist who would pick the pockets of the elderly. During her last day at the Detention Center, she was voted to Most Likely to hijack her father's work. She's got grades like Albert Einstein, a smile like both Kristen Bell & Idina Menzel, and a Reputation like William Newton! Her arrest record is longer than her A Ranks! When she's not pulling off A Ranks, she's pulling off international heists. A 3rd Grader Pilfer good with General Knowledge, headed for the slammer! Carmen Sandiego's 3rd Grade Scientist Terror!
2-4. Jean Bison = Sly 2: Band of Thieves
Rockapella: (singing in a Eartha Brute style) JEAN BISON... HUH!!! = Chief Quips An Avid Prospector who's more of a Muscleman! He's the Pollution with Deforestation that paves the way for Land Development! A Canadian who's no fool despite being thawed out by Global Warming! Sharp as an axe, burns like dynamite & just about as smart as a bowl of mashed potatoes! His Biceps large, he's so pumped up he's got muscles in his hair! A Tall Trouble Tower of an Iron Horse who lacks in brains! He's big, he's huge & he's all muscle, so you better out think him because you can't out power him. A Brainless bruiser of Carmen's Pack of Grizzly Bears! He chews on Barbells & devours iron chains for lunch after blockading an entire river. He compares himself to all those who are smart as walnuts! He has no brains in his head but in its place is a wide open space!
2-5. Mugshot = Sly Cooper 1
Rockapella: (singing in a Top Grunge style) MUG... SHOT!!! = Chief Quips He was an Extra in the Godfather movies besides being a brutal gangster. Uses the Goodfeather Pigeons, Squint, Bobby and Pesto as Target Practice given the chance he gets. The only thing worse than his odor is his breath which he uses Raw Sewage as Deodorant & Mold as Shampoo! Nasty Mold & Wheezes Bad Gas when this dog sneezes. The Bulldog is so down and dirty, he uses Sewer water to do his laundry! Only his foul stench is worse than his deeds and firearms! He's got an arsenal of guns and a Bad BAD Expired License! Here's the Dirt on Mugshot, its just nothing BUT Dirt! Carmen Sandiego's Bulldog who combs his mustache with rusty chains!
2-6. Rajan = Sly Cooper 2: Band of Thieves
Rockapella: (singing in a Dragon Ball Z's Rock the Dragon style) ROCK THE TIGER! RAJAN! RAJAN! RAJAN!!! = Chief Quips Crowned as "Lord of the Hills", he mostly convinces himself as a Narcissist. Carmen Sandiego's Spice Baron who is also a Heist Committer! A Klaww Spice Pest who doesn't taste the best! An Uptight wealthy tiger who has a Spice Scented Temper! He's sleek, he's mean and he's got a bad stripped streak! He loves robbery and parties, won't tolerate his Spice Empire in ruin! A Spice Gas pollution emperor for Carmen Sandiego! He's a Royal Spice Narcissist with an Overinflated Ego! Carmen Sandiego's Spice Baron of Bad!
2-7. Sir Raleigh the Frog = Sly Cooper 1
Rockapella: (singing in The Contessa style) SIR RALLLLEIIGGH!!! = Chief Quips A Wealthy Frog who's more like a Tide of Terror! A High Class, High Heist, Spoiled Frog. He may be a skilled mechanic who is also a polluter of natural rain water! A Pest of a Welsh Pirate with a Taste for the Worst! Carmen Sandiego's Sea Pirate with a taste for machines. His Upper Class Life, a complete lie. His brain, misused. This spoiled brat makes one's blood boil! An Uplifting Stormy Frog with the Eyes of Thunderbolts & Hurricanes up to no good!
2-8. Don Octavio = Sly Cooper 3D: Honor Among Thieves
Rockapella: (singing in a Figaro style) OCTAVIO!!! = Chief Quips An Opera Singer who preforms heists for Carmen Sandiego. A Venetian Mafia Gangster who can't stand Rock & Roll Music! He got rejected by The Beatles & now plans to break the Guitars! He'll sink a landmark into the water after his Mafia robs it. A Low down crook who makes the New Kids on the Block look like Lock & Key! An Opera Actor who's sour notes can cause hearing aids to shatter like glass! A Modern Music Hater who dresses like Scarface's Little Buddy! He's not a fan of Mandy Moore but one thing for certain is that he can't stand the Paparazzi! He floods the streets with Tar & Oil, litters and pollutes by using time honored amusements as tools for wrong doing! He got placed on ACME MagazineNet's Worst Dressed list more often than any other crook. He's got more Tomato Pasta Sauce up his sleeve than the Rolling Stones use for an Entire Music Tour! He sunk more landmarks than Jessie McCartney's Number 1 Hit Single Albums! He once conspired with Team Rocket and pollutes Aquariums with Tar & Oil!
2-9. Black Baron = Sly Cooper 3D: Honor Among Thieves
2-10. General Tsao = Sly Cooper 3D: Honor Among Thieves
Rockapella: (singing in a Chinese style) KUNG POW!!! GENERAL TSAO!!! = Chief Quips He's a big bad rooster who has a strong spirit as a Samurai & Ninja that puts Classic Shredder and Krang to shame! He's robbed 52 Providences & 12 Dynasties by means of the Undead! Carmen Sandiego's Rooster who gets outraged by the Panda King's Fireworks! He's got the face of a Warlord, the might of a Warchief and an arsenal of Black Magic! More like a Warlock who would pillage a small village with a Chinese Dragon! A Black Arts Dragon Warrior who kicks around small animals not once, but twice!
PSAs Game System (Sampler) *Carmen's Gang: WitWiCS 3-6* Inspector Rank NOTE: The Rouges Gallery of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego as an OOC Game. Broken down into packs on ACME CrimeNet's Most Wanted Lists. Punchlines are included. Page 17 =============================
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CrimeNet Most WANTED: Carmen Sandiego
CrimeNet WANTED Posters: Legacy Retired The Contessa Double Trouble Eartha Brute Kneemoi Patty Larceny RoboCrook Sarah Nade Top Grunge Vic the Slick Wonder Rat
CrimeNet WANTED Posters Tier 3: Inspector 3-1. Captain Nyela = Sly Cooper 2: Band of Thieves
Rockapella: (singing in Kneemoi style) NYEELLLA!!! = Chief Quips A Double Crossing, Double Dealing Master Thief who uses Detective Agencies for her own personal gain! Once a trusted officer of the law, now she makes the law look bad by her acts of treason! She's not a fan of the Ghostbusters & takes matters into her own hands.
3-2. Miss Decibel = Sly Cooper 4: Thieves in Time
3-3. Captain Lefwee = Sly Cooper 3D: Honor Among Thieves
Rockapella: (singing in a Pirate LeChuck style) CAPTAIN LEFWEE!!! HE HE HE!!! = Chief Quips Besides being a Cutthroat, he's a dangerous and smart parrot! He has no honor, he'll do everything and anything to rob boats blind in a Crime Gang! A Cutthroat who pilfers and pillages for Carmen Sandiego. He hungers for riches so much that gives Jack Sparrow competition in the Caribbean. Carmen's parrot armed to the teeth with a Cutlass! He'll rob the Map to One Eyed Willy's Treasure Hoard and hijack the Inferno filled with riches! Don't let his fur & feathers fool you, he'll feed you to the sharks should you run into him! He's a buccaneer birdie with tendency to loot diving gear and rival that cross his path. Plundering and Pillaging is his game, the world's crook who is the smartest bird in the seven seas.
3-4. Grizz = Sly Cooper 4: Thieves in Time
3-5. Toothpick = Sly 4: Thieves in Time
Rockapella: (singing in a Good, Bad and Ugly style) OOOOOOOOOHHHH... TOOTHPICK!!! = Chief Quips An Egomaniac Gunslinger who makes the West look the Worst! Don't call him Maddog as he's shown to blow a dynamite fuse. You just can't ask for a more dangerous gunslinger who pillages other Outlaws! Carmen Sandiego's Gangster who wears the skin of a Western Sheriff. Carmen's armadillo outlaw with a reputation so bad, it makes the Red Dead Video Games look like a Train Robbery! Carmen Sandiego's desert livestock Rustler! Carmen Sandiego's Locust armed with Nitro and Dynamite. He's going through an heatwave and burns up in many ways.
3-6. El Jefe = Sly Cooper 4: Thieves in Time
3-7. Black Knight = Sly Cooper 4: Thieves in Time
3-8. Dr. Goldfire = Blake Stone
3-9. Dingodile = Crash Bandicoot
3-10. Koala Kong = Crash Bandicoot
CrimeNet Rankings: = Tier 3: Inspector ???
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:47 am
PSAs Game System (Sampler) *Carmen's Gang: WitWiCS 4-6* Detective Rank NOTE: The Rouges Gallery of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego as an OOC Game. Broken down into packs on ACME CrimeNet's Most Wanted Lists. Punchlines are included. Page 17 =============================
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CrimeNet Most WANTED: Carmen Sandiego
CrimeNet WANTED Posters: Legacy Retired The Contessa Double Trouble Eartha Brute Kneemoi Patty Larceny RoboCrook Sarah Nade Top Grunge Vic the Slick Wonder Rat
PSAs Game System (Sampler) *Carmen's Gang: WitWiCS 5-6* Master Detective Rank NOTE: The Rouges Gallery of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego as an OOC Game. Broken down into packs on ACME CrimeNet's Most Wanted Lists. Punchlines are included. Page 17 =============================
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CrimeNet Most WANTED: Carmen Sandiego
CrimeNet WANTED Posters: Legacy Retired The Contessa Double Trouble Eartha Brute Kneemoi Patty Larceny RoboCrook Sarah Nade Top Grunge Vic the Slick Wonder Rat
Rockapella: (singing in a Eartha Brute style) DUKE NUKEM!!! HUH! = Chief Quips He's more of a Nuclear Shark that glows in the Dark! He goes Nuclear Fishing with Cooling Rods until he hooks onto Super Radiation! He's hotter than Elvis and his head is filled with Fuel Rods! He's overdeveloped mutant with an underdeveloped sense of health and safety! An Underdeveloped Mind in the body of an Overdeveloped Meltdown. Once lifted Radioactive 2,200lbs in a Gym & now he's got a Brain with Radium! A Tall Nuclear Powerhouse who lacks in brains! He uses Cooling Rods as Dumbbells & drinks Nuclear waste as Gatorade! He wears a Super Radiation Ring which is more of a Fashionable Federal Offense.
5-2. Looten Plunder = Captain Planet
Rockapella: (singing in a Vic the Slick style) LOOTEN PLUNDER!!! = Chief Quips A Smiley Industrialist who has a War on Nature for Carmen Sandiego! He's wanted for Armored Robbery, Deforestation & Assault on the Environment! He puts the Once-Ler to shame by stealing an entire Forest of Truffula Trees! A Looter and Polluter who is crazy with Greed and Industrialism. A Thoughtless Person with a Sense of Progress who's Assault on Nature is a Criminal Offense. He's environmentally self-destructive with no respect for Ecology. Carmen Sandiego's Mass Pollution Production Line in a Salesman's Clothing! A Low down deceiver who drives off Barbaloot Bears by pillaging their natural habitat! He's ruined every Natural Habitat home to Endangered Species more than any other crook! He deflocks the feathers off of the Swamee Swans and now uses them to sell wigs! He uses lakes, rivers, oceans and ponds as a Dumping Ground to drive away the Humming Fish! His sense of environmental greed is sickening as he cuts down tree after tree! He lifts and takes The Lorax away from their Nature Habitats! He wears a Deforestation Ring which is more of a Fashionable Federal Offense.
5-3. Sly Sludge = Captain Planet
5-4. Verminous Skumm = Captain Planet
Rockapella: (singing in a Top Grunge style) VERMINOUS SKUMM!!! = Chief Quips One Walking BioHazard who is a mud faced marauder! Only his Toxic Gas smell is worse than his deeds! Born to litter, born to be wild, born to pollute, born to turn up the heat! Carmen Sandiego's Looter and Polluter who shampoos with toxic gas! Smells slow and Sour like the polluted winds where crows fly. He once turned a Sewer Treatment Plant into a "Street of The Lifted Lorax". He wears a Toxic Ring which is more of a Fashionable Federal Offense.
5-5. Dr. Blight = Captain Planet
Rockapella: (singing in a Sarah Nade style) DR. BLIGHT!!! = Chief Quips She's going through a War with the Ecosystem & dyes her face in so many ways. Carmen Sandiego's Genius with the Mind of a Mutant! Her sense of Fashion is so bad that she uses her Mutant Motif as a weapon! She's filled with Chemical Waste that she uses it as perfume! You can't describe her, her hair is filled with Toxic Waste & she worships O'Hare Air! Carmen Sandiego's foul mutant scientist that spreads pollution! She Hates Nature's Blessings & wants to pollute it with Chemical Waste! She's more nastier than Harvey Two-Face only without the random coin tossing. She burns up Rain Forests with Nitric & Hydrochloric Acid, then uses the fumes as weapon! She wears a Hate Ring which is more of a Fashionable Federal Offense.
5-6. Captain Pollution = Captain Planet
5-7. Hoggish Greedly = Captain Planet
5-8. Zarm = Captain Planet Rockapella: (singing in a car commercial style) ZARM!!! ZARM!!! ZARM!!! = Chief Quips Once a Half Spirit like those chosen by the Elements, he now claims worlds as his own! Using his Iron Fists, he causes Natural Disasters to happen 100 times the Normal Rate! He makes the Earth roar with his Earth of Conquest Gauntlet! He makes the Fires burn up the Environment with his Fire of Conquest Gauntlet! His Shocks are like a Thunderbolt & his Grip like a Hurricane with his Wind of Conquest Gauntlet! He unleashes raging Tidal Storms with his Water of Conquest Gauntlet! He has a Heart of Conquest Gauntlet and nasty ways to use it with his acts of dishonesty to the ecosystem. He's a rouge Elemental Spirit that puts an Ice Princess & Snow Queen to shame! He advances worlds to the apex of Evolution then Extinguishes them as he deserves No Mercy. He's wiped out more ecosystem civilizations by harvesting them. Don't be encouraged by his Theory of Evolution as they're likely to start war with man and nature alike. His Super Radiation of Conquest Gauntlet can cause Fallout Wars worse than ever! His Deforestation of Conquest Gauntlet gives nature a very bad name and reduces lush greens to wastelands! His Smog of Conquest Gauntlet can contaminate the air as if he's throwing tires on the fire. His Toxic of Conquest Gauntlet makes one's Hospital Bill Soar to Dangerous Heights as it can burn up one's skin! His Hate of Conquest Gauntlet causes uprisings and uproars as he robs the world's treasures.
5-9. Papu Papu = Crash Bandicoot
5-10. Dr. Neo Cortex = Crash Bandicoot
CrimeNet Rankings: = Tier 5: Master Detective ???
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 9:09 am
PSAs Game System (Sampler) *Carmen's Gang: WitWiCS 6-6* Super Sleuth Rank NOTE: The Rouges Gallery of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego as an OOC Game. Broken down into packs on ACME CrimeNet's Most Wanted Lists. Punchlines are included. Page 17 =============================
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CrimeNet Most WANTED: Carmen Sandiego
CrimeNet WANTED Posters: Legacy Retired The Contessa Double Trouble Eartha Brute Kneemoi Patty Larceny RoboCrook Sarah Nade Top Grunge Vic the Slick Wonder Rat
CrimeNet WANTED Posters Tier 6: Super Sleuth 6-1. Clockwork = Sly Cooper 1
PSAs Game System (Sampler) *Carmen's Gang: WiTiCS 2-6* Time Scout Rank NOTE: The Rouges Gallery of Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego as an OOC Game. Broken down into packs on ACME TimeNet's Most Wanted Lists. Page 17 =============================
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TimeNet Most WANTED: Carmen Sandiego
TimeNet WANTED Posters: Legacy Retired Baron Wasteland Buggs Zapper Dr. Belljar Jacqueline Hyde Medeva Sir Vile
TimeNet WANTED Posters Tier 2: Time Scout 2-1. Dr. Goldfire = Blake Stone
2-2. Rajan = Sly Cooper 2: Band of Thieves
2-3. Jean Bison = Sly 2: Band of Thieves
2-4. Captain Nyela = Sly Cooper 2: Band of Thieves
2-5. Don Octavio = Sly Cooper 3D: Honor Among Thieves
2-6. Black Baron = Sly Cooper 3D: Honor Among Thieves
2-7. General Tsao = Sly Cooper 3D: Honor Among Thieves
2-8. Captain Lefwee = Sly Cooper 3D: Honor Among Thieves
2-9. El Jefe = Sly Cooper 4: Thieves in Time
2-10. Toothpick = Sly 4: Thieves in Time
TimeNet Rankings: = Tier 2: Time Scout
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 12:02 pm
PSAs Game System (Sampler) *Carmen's Gang: WiTiCS 3-6* Time Trooper Rank NOTE: The Rouges Gallery of Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego as an OOC Game. Broken down into packs on ACME TimeNet's Most Wanted Lists. Page 17 =============================
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TimeNet Most WANTED: Carmen Sandiego
TimeNet WANTED Posters: Legacy Retired Baron Wasteland Buggs Zapper Dr. Belljar Jacqueline Hyde Medeva Sir Vile
TimeNet WANTED Posters Tier 3: Time Trooper 3-1. Grizz = Sly Cooper 4: Thieves in Time
PSAs Game System (Sampler) *Carmen's Gang: WiTiCS 4-6* Time Detective Rank NOTE: The Rouges Gallery of Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego as an OOC Game. Broken down into packs on ACME TimeNet's Most Wanted Lists. Page 17 =============================
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TimeNet Most WANTED: Carmen Sandiego
TimeNet WANTED Posters: Legacy Retired Baron Wasteland Buggs Zapper Dr. Belljar Jacqueline Hyde Medeva Sir Vile
PSAs Game System (Sampler) *Carmen's Gang: WiTiCS 5-6* Time Inspector Rank NOTE: The Rouges Gallery of Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego as an OOC Game. Broken down into packs on ACME TimeNet's Most Wanted Lists. Page 17 =============================
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TimeNet Most WANTED: Carmen Sandiego
TimeNet WANTED Posters: Legacy Retired Baron Wasteland Buggs Zapper Dr. Belljar Jacqueline Hyde Medeva Sir Vile
PSAs Game System (Sampler) *Carmen's Gang: WiTiCS 6-6* Time Sleuth Rank NOTE: The Rouges Gallery of Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego as an OOC Game. Broken down into packs on ACME TimeNet's Most Wanted Lists. Page 17 =============================
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TimeNet Most WANTED: Carmen Sandiego
TimeNet WANTED Posters: Legacy Retired Baron Wasteland Buggs Zapper Dr. Belljar Jacqueline Hyde Medeva Sir Vile