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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:05 pm
Because she : A.) Wouldn't take that outfit off and, B.) She always got the bed wet... And I'm not always sure it was water... confused
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:30 pm
Found out That He was a Boy
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:53 pm
'Cause I found out that he was a dude... And he thought I was a chick.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:57 pm
On the first day of our marriage he stated doing to other women around the world
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:38 pm
She was a top secreat spy of a rival company
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:13 pm
HE fizzled my soda all the time.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:00 pm
we never done it in our 3 years of marrage
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:01 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:25 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:01 am
She got into bed more often with that tiger than me!
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:17 pm
It always bothered her that I always closed my eyes
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:03 am
Because she thought I was evil...
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:13 am
because he looks evil biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:50 am
If i could, it would be because she has my soul in that pendant!
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:07 am
He kept running away from me
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