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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:48 pm
"i am a weak moron that doesn't know how to control my powers." O.o why is zOMG so addicting ?
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:39 pm
because its educational; who invented sushi?
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:41 pm
Sharks.
Why does it get cold?
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:44 pm
because of the cruelty in the world.
Why do we need sleep?
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:32 pm
Because if we don't, the evil cat monsters will come and eat us!
How did we ever think of monsters?
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:18 pm
it all started with a lughtbulb eating panda.
why does my phone not have signal? gonk
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:51 am
the pigeon humping teh phone line outside might be teh problem.
Why the hell does my cat fight my other cat one moment, than groom said other cat the next?
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:56 pm
because it is my doing
what am I?
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:16 pm
a black guy
why is Oprah so popular?
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:32 pm
Cuz a feminist why won't Brian leave?
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:35 pm
because his potassium was low and he wanted a muffin
why are zombies so not alive but not dead
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:48 am
cuz they need revenge Why can't we fly?
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:23 pm
because super fat people has their own gravitational pull and it keeps us on the ground why is it when i like a guy and get over him, he ends up liking me?
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:17 pm
cuz thats men why do i enjoy singing
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:00 pm
because it makes fish able to swim
why do guys break our hearts?
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