What?! The droid got the first hit in?! I retaliate by pulling out a lightsaber and slashing the droid from the bottom of its chassis to the top. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
The droid was prepared for such an eventuality. Both of its halves attack the woman from each side. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
FINE! I set my kitties on one of the halves and I handle the other. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
The droid sprays cat repellant on the girl and her kitties. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 140
I spray acid on the droid's two halves. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
The droid activates its self-destruct, exploding into billions of pieces of sharp shrapnel. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 30
Esme bends the droid forward by kicking it into a corner. The droid lands in a heap. Next, Esme grabs a replacement droid and punctures it’s visual lens with a screwdriver. Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55=195
The new droid gets hit and quickly pulls out a blaster to back the girl off. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 Droid = 195
Esme throws a battery-operated circular saw at the droid’s visual processor. Esme=250 Droid=195-55=140
The droid needs some new visual processors. It uses a rusty spoon to retrieve the girl's from out of her skull. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme ignites her light saber and jabs the droid’s battery pack. Esme=195 Droid=140-55=85
What?! The droid got the first hit in?! I retaliate by pulling out a lightsaber and slashing the droid from the bottom of its chassis to the top. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
The droid was prepared for such an eventuality. Both of its halves attack the woman from each side. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
FINE! I set my kitties on one of the halves and I handle the other. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
The droid sprays cat repellant on the girl and her kitties. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 140
I spray acid on the droid's two halves. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
The droid activates its self-destruct, exploding into billions of pieces of sharp shrapnel. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 30
I like how the droid just does all the work of destroying itself for me. If it worked, then I'll just take this shrapnel, melt it down, and create a new droid to destroy. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
Esme bends the droid forward by kicking it into a corner. The droid lands in a heap. Next, Esme grabs a replacement droid and punctures it’s visual lens with a screwdriver. Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55=195
The new droid gets hit and quickly pulls out a blaster to back the girl off. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 Droid = 195
Esme throws a battery-operated circular saw at the droid’s visual processor. Esme=250 Droid=195-55=140
The droid needs some new visual processors. It uses a rusty spoon to retrieve the girl's from out of her skull. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme ignites her light saber and jabs the droid’s battery pack. Esme=195 Droid=140-55=85
The droid backs away to patch the hole in its chassis and lobs a thermal detonator at the girl's feet to back her off. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
FINE! I set my kitties on one of the halves and I handle the other. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
The droid sprays cat repellant on the girl and her kitties. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 140
I spray acid on the droid's two halves. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
The droid activates its self-destruct, exploding into billions of pieces of sharp shrapnel. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 30
I like how the droid just does all the work of destroying itself for me. If it worked, then I'll just take this shrapnel, melt it down, and create a new droid to destroy. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
The new droid is wondering why its maker would create it just to destroy it. It postulates that humans are just too destructive to allow to continue to exist. It pulls out a switchblade and pokes it at the woman's abdomen. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 195
Esme bends the droid forward by kicking it into a corner. The droid lands in a heap. Next, Esme grabs a replacement droid and punctures it’s visual lens with a screwdriver. Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55=195
The new droid gets hit and quickly pulls out a blaster to back the girl off. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 Droid = 195
Esme throws a battery-operated circular saw at the droid’s visual processor. Esme=250 Droid=195-55=140
The droid needs some new visual processors. It uses a rusty spoon to retrieve the girl's from out of her skull. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme ignites her light saber and jabs the droid’s battery pack. Esme=195 Droid=140-55=85
The droid backs away to patch the hole in its chassis and lobs a thermal detonator at the girl's feet to back her off. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme kicks the bomb 💣 back at the droid’s mid-section. Esme=30 Droid=85-55=30
