What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 5:29 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid whips out an extendable buzzsaw and slashes at the girl. Sachara = 180 Droid = 145
Sachara = 180 Droid = 40 The droid jabs at the girl with a screwdriver. Sachara = 110 Droid = 40
Sachara = 110 Droid = 0 Congratualtions, Meatbag! Pick another droid and *BRZZZT! begin again!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 5, 6
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 5:32 am
Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I bring a chainsaw to class and carve the next droid. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 250
The droid watches as the woman's chainsaw breaks against its chassis. It backhands her to end her futile attack. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 250
Okay. So maybe I just give the droid an acid bath to soften its shell first. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 195
The droid thinks the woman doesn't quite grasp how indestructible its chassis really is, so it backhands her so she has an idea of its strength. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 195
Okay, fine! I'll use your armor against you and just touch you with a live wire connected to the wall socket! Felinophile = 140 Droid = 140
The droid completes the circuit by grabbing the woman as she holds the live wire against it. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 140
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 1, 2
Total: 7 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:36 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPGives the droid a heart. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid deeply appreciates the gesture and searches for a heart to give the girl. It finds one in her chest, of all places. It reaches in to grab it. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 140
The droid comes away covered in slime and thinks it is leaking. Fred 85 Droid 140 The droid realizes its error and tries to place the heart back into the girl's chest as quickly and aggressively as possible. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 140
Feels a bit shaken up. Makes the droid feel the same by shaking it roughly by the neck. Fred 30 Droid 85 The droid realizes the girl doesn't understand its awkward romantic gestures and decides it's time to break it off with her. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 85
Enjoys her freedom by walking away. Fred 30 Droid 85
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 1, 2
Total: 6 (3-12)
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 4:31 pm
EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP Sachara = 250 Droid = 180
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 5, 11
Total: 21 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 8:19 pm
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin ooo so scary, almost like a loud fart right lol buggin! rofl 1 hit ya! The new droid starts with a powerful uppercut. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
oo an Uppercut, nice deflects it, swipes its middle section, hopefully disinstalls soem commands there! The droid easily avoids the girl's strike, drops down, and legsweeps her feet out from under her. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
lol you think me wearing a dress, would slow me down, rips the bottom off now moves swifly! goes in for a flying attack! The droid waits for the girl to move in and comes up with an uppercut. Queentintin = That upper was a downer for the Meatbag. Droid = 250
lol tell me about it! new battle Hard droid lets get it on lol Queentintin=250 Droid= 195 why cant we be friends? lol yes 1 hit!
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Felinophile rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 1, 1
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 6:55 am
DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I bring a chainsaw to class and carve the next droid. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 250
The droid watches as the woman's chainsaw breaks against its chassis. It backhands her to end her futile attack. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 250
Okay. So maybe I just give the droid an acid bath to soften its shell first. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 195
The droid thinks the woman doesn't quite grasp how indestructible its chassis really is, so it backhands her so she has an idea of its strength. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 195
Okay, fine! I'll use your armor against you and just touch you with a live wire connected to the wall socket! Felinophile = 140 Droid = 140
The droid completes the circuit by grabbing the woman as she holds the live wire against it. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 140
I know that if I don't destroy you now, that I will be destroyed. I pull out a sledgehammer and start smashing. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 1, 8
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 8:48 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 The droid comes away covered in slime and thinks it is leaking. Fred 85 Droid 140 The droid realizes its error and tries to place the heart back into the girl's chest as quickly and aggressively as possible. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 140
Feels a bit shaken up. Makes the droid feel the same by shaking it roughly by the neck. Fred 30 Droid 85 The droid realizes the girl doesn't understand its awkward romantic gestures and decides it's time to break it off with her. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 85
Enjoys her freedom by walking away. Fred 30 Droid 85 The droid makes the girl lose a dangerous amount of sleep by drunk-dialing her at all hours. Fred66 = What a toxic ending! Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 3, 1
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 8:51 am
sachara EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP Sachara = 250 Droid = 180 The droid pulls out a socket wrench and twists the girl's nose. Sachara = 180 Droid = 180
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 5, 11
Total: 23 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 8:53 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oo an Uppercut, nice deflects it, swipes its middle section, hopefully disinstalls soem commands there! The droid easily avoids the girl's strike, drops down, and legsweeps her feet out from under her. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
lol you think me wearing a dress, would slow me down, rips the bottom off now moves swifly! goes in for a flying attack! The droid waits for the girl to move in and comes up with an uppercut. Queentintin = That upper was a downer for the Meatbag. Droid = 250
lol tell me about it! new battle Hard droid lets get it on lol Queentintin=250 Droid= 195 why cant we be friends? lol yes 1 hit! The droid initiates the girl into their friendship by teaching her a complicated handshake.....aggressively. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 4, 4
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 8:54 am
Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile Okay. So maybe I just give the droid an acid bath to soften its shell first. Felinophile = 195 Droid = 195
The droid thinks the woman doesn't quite grasp how indestructible its chassis really is, so it backhands her so she has an idea of its strength. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 195
Okay, fine! I'll use your armor against you and just touch you with a live wire connected to the wall socket! Felinophile = 140 Droid = 140
The droid completes the circuit by grabbing the woman as she holds the live wire against it. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 140
I know that if I don't destroy you now, that I will be destroyed. I pull out a sledgehammer and start smashing. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 85
The droid drops a comically large anvil on top of the girl. Fwlinophile = 30 Droid = 85
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 7, 6
Total: 24 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 9:46 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oo an Uppercut, nice deflects it, swipes its middle section, hopefully disinstalls soem commands there! The droid easily avoids the girl's strike, drops down, and legsweeps her feet out from under her. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
lol you think me wearing a dress, would slow me down, rips the bottom off now moves swifly! goes in for a flying attack! The droid waits for the girl to move in and comes up with an uppercut. Queentintin = That upper was a downer for the Meatbag. Droid = 250
lol tell me about it! new battle Hard droid lets get it on lol Queentintin=250 Droid= 195 why cant we be friends? lol yes 1 hit! The droid initiates the girl into their friendship by teaching her a complicated handshake.....aggressively. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80!
Yes so aggreesively! almost rips off my arm lol she returns the thought, hands im an apple, *detonator* disguised lol *went off* a hit lol
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
4, 2, 3
Total: 9 (3-12)
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:17 pm
DD-SCRAPS sachara EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP Sachara = 250 Droid = 180 The droid pulls out a socket wrench and twists the girl's nose. Sachara = 180 Droid = 180
Sachara = 180 Droid = 75
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 6:17 pm
*he looks around and grimaces as he watches people train with the pathetic excuses for training droids* Wayii! Pathetic.
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 4, 6
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:44 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPNow I've caught up on my sleep finds a new droid to attack. Slaps it around the head repeatedly. Fred 250 Droid 140
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 2, 6
Total: 14 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:04 pm
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol you think me wearing a dress, would slow me down, rips the bottom off now moves swifly! goes in for a flying attack! The droid waits for the girl to move in and comes up with an uppercut. Queentintin = That upper was a downer for the Meatbag. Droid = 250
lol tell me about it! new battle Hard droid lets get it on lol Queentintin=250 Droid= 195 why cant we be friends? lol yes 1 hit! The droid initiates the girl into their friendship by teaching her a complicated handshake.....aggressively. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80!
Yes so aggreesively! almost rips off my arm lol she returns the thought, hands im an apple, *detonator* disguised lol *went off* a hit lol thinks the droid has run away, hes frightened by the greenish color, is blind sighted! I will eat you! lol
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