Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Chaton Atomique]

He was too fixated on undies....  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

T-T She raped my cupcake!  

[Niko Narshe]

He couldn't understand that i hate pets  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...pointed that sword at me and wasn't sexy enough to keep up the act  

[Niko Narshe]

She wouldn't take off the hat even for our wedding  

[Pure 3picness]

she talked german  

[Third Chaos Saint]

I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl sweatdrop  

[Chaton Atomique]

He refuses to wear the leather gimp suit....which by the way was a Christmas present.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

I wanted a GI Joe suit for Christmas and she gave me a leather gimp suit gonk  

[Chaton Atomique]

Did not like the "Scarlet" catsuit I got him the year before. (It was so much cuter than that "Snake Eyes" guy!)  

[Third Chaos Saint]

She NEVER WASHED the suits before or after use scream
... they where always dirty crying

(mmmhhmmm *loves cat suits*.. just not on me xD)  

[Princess Zelda21]

She kept sneaking around at night outside the castle near my room.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

SHE GOT PREGNANT!  

[Hikari_x00]

She raped little children  

[Third Chaos Saint]

NOT into guys... sorry sweatdrop