What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 7, 1
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:51 am
Felinophile I grab another droid from the assembly line and tries to teach it how to break dance. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
The droid swings a baseball bat at the woman's knees to try to teach her how it break dances. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 195
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 3, 4
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:13 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPPicks on another droid. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid starts throwing shurikens at the girl. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 250
Ducks, dives and rolls into the droid. Fred 85 Droid 140 The droid practices its Kung Fu moves on the girl. Fre66 = 30 Droid = 140
Karate chops at the droid's head. Fred 30 Droid 140
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 2, 11
Total: 21 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:30 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol lemon fresh , funny! =) new droid battle hard one, xd Queentintin=250 Droid=165! adjusted xd gets ready to kung fu the droid lol 1 hit! got ya! The droid downloads a Jeet Kune Do program and practices its newly-acquired skills on the girl. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
that seems to have worked out well for you =) lets see what I can do ^^ got 1 hit, were tied! The droid takes a hint from the girl and grabs a roll of electrifying rope. It wraps the girl up and plugs it in. Queentintin = 80 Droid = null
she cuts her way out, with special wire cutters lol and gets out, 2 hits! my friend your droid's out of commission! lol The new droid gets hit in the head with a piece of the previous droid's exploding body. It picks up one of the arms from the previous droid and swings it at the girl's face. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 80
* I walk in * and deflect the droids' flying body part! comes out swinging, with her old school mace, and chain armor to protect myself, and throws a detonator its way while its busy and distracted! 1 hit! yahoo lol
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Felinophile rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 6, 8
Total: 20 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:39 am
DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I grab another droid from the assembly line and tries to teach it how to break dance. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
The droid swings a baseball bat at the woman's knees to try to teach her how it break dances. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 195
HEY! scream I just got through paying off these knees! I pull out my cigarette lighter and turn it all the way up to blowtorch level. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 3
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:44 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPPicks on another droid. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid starts throwing shurikens at the girl. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 250
Ducks, dives and rolls into the droid. Fred 85 Droid 140 The droid practices its Kung Fu moves on the girl. Fre66 = 30 Droid = 140
Karate chops at the droid's head. Fred 30 Droid 140 As the meatbag prepares to say its prayers, the droid ignites a lightsaber and slashes her knees off. Fred66 = That saves a lot of money on shoes! Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 12, 7
Total: 23 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:46 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin that seems to have worked out well for you =) lets see what I can do ^^ got 1 hit, were tied! The droid takes a hint from the girl and grabs a roll of electrifying rope. It wraps the girl up and plugs it in. Queentintin = 80 Droid = null
she cuts her way out, with special wire cutters lol and gets out, 2 hits! my friend your droid's out of commission! lol The new droid gets hit in the head with a piece of the previous droid's exploding body. It picks up one of the arms from the previous droid and swings it at the girl's face. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 80
* I walk in * and deflect the droids' flying body part! comes out swinging, with her old school mace, and chain armor to protect myself, and throws a detonator its way while its busy and distracted! 1 hit! yahoo lol The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's attack. It desperately tries to defend itself by firing a missile from a hidden compartment in its arm. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 1, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:54 am
Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I grab another droid from the assembly line and tries to teach it how to break dance. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
The droid swings a baseball bat at the woman's knees to try to teach her how it break dances. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 195
HEY! scream I just got through paying off these knees! I pull out my cigarette lighter and turn it all the way up to blowtorch level. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 30
The droid activates its self-destruct mechanism as it zips closer to the woman. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 30
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 12, 5
Total: 29 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 12:07 pm
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin that seems to have worked out well for you =) lets see what I can do ^^ got 1 hit, were tied! The droid takes a hint from the girl and grabs a roll of electrifying rope. It wraps the girl up and plugs it in. Queentintin = 80 Droid = null
she cuts her way out, with special wire cutters lol and gets out, 2 hits! my friend your droid's out of commission! lol The new droid gets hit in the head with a piece of the previous droid's exploding body. It picks up one of the arms from the previous droid and swings it at the girl's face. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 80
* I walk in * and deflect the droids' flying body part! comes out swinging, with her old school mace, and chain armor to protect myself, and throws a detonator its way while its busy and distracted! 1 hit! yahoo lol The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's attack. It desperately tries to defend itself by firing a missile from a hidden compartment in its arm. Queentintin = 165 Droid = NULL and VOID!
*the girl* hopes to deflect his little missile! lol and does, she blows it away , and its missile! it comes to pieces, all over the floor!
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 7, 6
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:30 pm
DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPNew session The droid activates its poisonous gas dispenser as it begins to slowly sputter and expire. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 30
Esme đŸ”¨ hammers a spike through the droid’s cpu and it collapses. Esme opts for another normal droid to continue practice with. Swish-swish with the light saber and the droid is limbless. Esme=30 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55-55=140 The droid is rather miffed that it was interrupted from watching its favorite shows by some mad woman with an appendage fetish of some sort. It uses its laser eyes to back her off. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme smashes into the droid and the droid collapses. Esme=195 Droid=140-55=85 Disregard next 2 posts - duplicates The droid extends a cattle prod out of its chassis to prevent the girl from getting any closer. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
Esme yanks on the droid’s left appendage and twists so that the laser burns a hole through it’s circuits. Next, she twists it upward and damaged the processor. Esme=140 Droid=85-55-55=scrap
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Felinophile rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 4, 3
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:56 am
DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I grab another droid from the assembly line and tries to teach it how to break dance. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
The droid swings a baseball bat at the woman's knees to try to teach her how it break dances. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 195
HEY! scream I just got through paying off these knees! I pull out my cigarette lighter and turn it all the way up to blowtorch level. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 30
The droid activates its self-destruct mechanism as it zips closer to the woman. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 30
With her last bit of energy, the woman kicks out at the droid. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 12-sided dice:
10, 12
Total: 22 (2-24)
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:05 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin she cuts her way out, with special wire cutters lol and gets out, 2 hits! my friend your droid's out of commission! lol The new droid gets hit in the head with a piece of the previous droid's exploding body. It picks up one of the arms from the previous droid and swings it at the girl's face. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 80
* I walk in * and deflect the droids' flying body part! comes out swinging, with her old school mace, and chain armor to protect myself, and throws a detonator its way while its busy and distracted! 1 hit! yahoo lol The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's attack. It desperately tries to defend itself by firing a missile from a hidden compartment in its arm. Queentintin = 165 Droid = NULL and VOID!
*the girl* hopes to deflect his little missile! lol and does, she blows it away , and its missile! it comes to pieces, all over the floor! The new droid is hit with a hunk of shrapnel before it pulls out a plasma whip and cracks it at the girl. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 165
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:06 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPNew session The droid activates its poisonous gas dispenser as it begins to slowly sputter and expire. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 30
Esme đŸ”¨ hammers a spike through the droid’s cpu and it collapses. Esme opts for another normal droid to continue practice with. Swish-swish with the light saber and the droid is limbless. Esme=30 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55-55=140 The droid is rather miffed that it was interrupted from watching its favorite shows by some mad woman with an appendage fetish of some sort. It uses its laser eyes to back her off. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme smashes into the droid and the droid collapses. Esme=195 Droid=140-55=85 Disregard next 2 posts - duplicates The droid extends a cattle prod out of its chassis to prevent the girl from getting any closer. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
Esme yanks on the droid’s left appendage and twists so that the laser burns a hole through it’s circuits. Next, she twists it upward and damaged the processor. Esme=140 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Congratulations, Meatbag! Pick another droid and *BRZZZT! begin again!
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 3, 6
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:26 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPEsme emerges from the stock room with her chosen droid and spins it wildly, lets go and sees it flung into a tub of water with parts cleaner. Esme=250 Droid=250-55=195
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 7, 6
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:36 am
Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I grab another droid from the assembly line and tries to teach it how to break dance. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
The droid swings a baseball bat at the woman's knees to try to teach her how it break dances. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 195
HEY! scream I just got through paying off these knees! I pull out my cigarette lighter and turn it all the way up to blowtorch level. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 30
The droid activates its self-destruct mechanism as it zips closer to the woman. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 30
With her last bit of energy, the woman kicks out at the droid. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 30
The droid fires a poisonous dart at the woman. Felinophile = You look like a reverse porcupine. Droid = 30
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 3, 7
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:29 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFinds a droid that likes shoes. Fred 250 Droid 140
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