What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 4, 4
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:14 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPWonders what the droids do with the meatbag stew. They cannot eat it. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid starts a campaign on its social media calling the meatbag out for biosuperiority. The droid points out that meatbags use all kinds of oils and lubricants on themselves even though they have no gears and cogs and the droids don't judge them. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
Feeling very judgemental. Fred 195 Droid 195 The droid realizes that the girl will understand what it's like for mechanically inclined citizens if she were to live that kind of life herself. It ignites a lightsaber and slashes at her hands so they have to be replaced by cybernetic ones. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 195
Uses my new cybernetic hands to squeeze the life out of the droid. Fred 140 Droid 195 The girl is beginning to realize the hardships droids must suffer by their arbitrary programming. Her new cybernetic hands have been programmed to protect droids. They are incapable of causing them harm. The droid likes the progress the meatbag is making and decides to slice at the girl's legs so she has to have those replaced as well. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 195
Waits to self destruct. Fred 30 Droid 140
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 3, 4
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:58 pm
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin new battle, shall we Noble Droid? blaugh ~~~~~~~1 hit! twisted Queentintin=250 Droid=195 I believe! The droid whisks behind the girl and gives her a super wedgie. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 140 xd
hey now that was uncalled for lol! *throws rotten squash at the droid to slow it down! 1 hit lol
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 8, 7
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:42 pm
DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen Esme grasps the droid’s mobility wiring and yanks, successfully immobilizing it. Esme=195 Droid=195-55=140 The immobile droid fires off a spray of poisonous darts from its stationary position. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 140
Esme kicks out the droid’s sprocket. Esme=140 Droid=140-55=95 The droid tries spinning its head while firing its laser eyes at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme=30 Droid=85 At least they won't have much work to do when cooking you in the Cafeteria. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber and knocks the droid’s housing and cpu off. She finds another droid and severs half of the droid’s circuitry. Esme=30 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid =250-55=195
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 8, 7
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:55 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin new battle, shall we Noble Droid? blaugh ~~~~~~~1 hit! twisted Queentintin=250 Droid=195 I believe! The droid whisks behind the girl and gives her a super wedgie. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30! xd! oo!
hey now that was uncalled for lol! *throws rotten squash at the droid to slow it down! 1 hit lol ok its Tuesday, lets battle droid! 2 hits take that! adjusts score!
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 5, 5
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 12:02 pm
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen Esme kicks out the droid’s sprocket. Esme=140 Droid=140-55=95 The droid tries spinning its head while firing its laser eyes at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme=30 Droid=85 At least they won't have much work to do when cooking you in the Cafeteria. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber and knocks the droid’s housing and cpu off. She finds another droid and severs half of the droid’s circuitry. Esme=30 Droid=85-55-55=scrap New sessionReplacement droid =250-55=195 Esme slashes wildly at the droid’s upper and lower body. Esme=250 Replacement droid=195-55-55=85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 8, 7
Total: 23 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:45 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 Feeling very judgemental. Fred 195 Droid 195 The droid realizes that the girl will understand what it's like for mechanically inclined citizens if she were to live that kind of life herself. It ignites a lightsaber and slashes at her hands so they have to be replaced by cybernetic ones. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 195
Uses my new cybernetic hands to squeeze the life out of the droid. Fred 140 Droid 195 The girl is beginning to realize the hardships droids must suffer by their arbitrary programming. Her new cybernetic hands have been programmed to protect droids. They are incapable of causing them harm. The droid likes the progress the meatbag is making and decides to slice at the girl's legs so she has to have those replaced as well. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 195
Waits to self destruct. Fred 30 Droid 140 The droid installs the girl's new and improved self destruct mechanism to help her on her way to becoming the droidiest droid she can possibly be. Fred66 = Congratulations! You now know the feeling of what it's like to be assembled just to be disassembled shortly afterward! Welcome to the wonderful world of droids! Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 5
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:46 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin new battle, shall we Noble Droid? blaugh ~~~~~~~1 hit! twisted Queentintin=250 Droid=195 I believe! The droid whisks behind the girl and gives her a super wedgie. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30! xd! oo!
hey now that was uncalled for lol! *throws rotten squash at the droid to slow it down! 1 hit lol ok its Tuesday, lets battle droid! 2 hits take that! adjusts score! The droid definitely "takes that" and turns it into a sharp weapon which it swings at the girl's head. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 7, 3
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:47 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen Esme kicks out the droid’s sprocket. Esme=140 Droid=140-55=95 The droid tries spinning its head while firing its laser eyes at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme=30 Droid=85 At least they won't have much work to do when cooking you in the Cafeteria. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber and knocks the droid’s housing and cpu off. She finds another droid and severs half of the droid’s circuitry. Esme=30 Droid=85-55-55=scrap New sessionReplacement droid =250-55=195 Esme slashes wildly at the droid’s upper and lower body. Esme=250 Replacement droid=195-55-55=85 The droid needs to desperately repair itself. It backs away and drops a thermal detonator to keep the girl from following it. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 1, 8
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:02 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin new battle, shall we Noble Droid? blaugh ~~~~~~~1 hit! twisted Queentintin=250 Droid=195 I believe! The droid whisks behind the girl and gives her a super wedgie. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30! xd! oo!
hey now that was uncalled for lol! *throws rotten squash at the droid to slow it down! 1 hit lol ok its Tuesday, lets battle droid! 2 hits take that! adjusts score! The droid definitely "takes that" and turns it into a sharp weapon which it swings at the girl's head. Queentintin = 30 Droid = null and void!
woah, tied, lets see! whom or what will win xd I do =) droids down for the count!
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 3
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:13 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPHauls another off the production line. Fred 250 Droid 195
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 5, 6
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 1:18 pm
DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS At least they won't have much work to do when cooking you in the Cafeteria. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber and knocks the droid’s housing and cpu off. She finds another droid and severs half of the droid’s circuitry. Esme=30 Droid=85-55-55=scrap New sessionReplacement droid =250-55=195 Esme slashes wildly at the droid’s upper and lower body. Esme=250 Replacement droid=195-55-55=85 The droid needs to desperately repair itself. It backs away and drops a thermal detonator to keep the girl from following it. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme knocks the droid across the room, into a corner. The cpu and it’s housing rolls into a scrap heap. Esme=195 Droid=85-55-55=scrap (2nd droid scrapped - did you see the 1st?)
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 3:55 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin new battle, shall we Noble Droid? blaugh ~~~~~~~1 hit! twisted Queentintin=250 Droid=195 I believe! The droid whisks behind the girl and gives her a super wedgie. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30! xd! oo!
hey now that was uncalled for lol! *throws rotten squash at the droid to slow it down! 1 hit lol ok its Tuesday, lets battle droid! 2 hits take that! adjusts score! The droid definitely "takes that" and turns it into a sharp weapon which it swings at the girl's head. Queentintin = 30 Droid = null and void!
woah, tied, lets see! whom or what will win xd I do =) droids down for the count! Congratulations, Meatbag. Pick another droid and *BRZZZT! start again.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 5, 6
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 3:56 am
Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPHauls another off the production line. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid grabs the girl's arm and swings her into the assembly line while the robotic arms and busy preparing new droids. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 195
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 3:58 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS At least they won't have much work to do when cooking you in the Cafeteria. Esme Marie Cullen = 30 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber and knocks the droid’s housing and cpu off. She finds another droid and severs half of the droid’s circuitry. Esme=30 Droid=85-55-55=scrap New sessionReplacement droid =250-55=195 Esme slashes wildly at the droid’s upper and lower body. Esme=250 Replacement droid=195-55-55=85 The droid needs to desperately repair itself. It backs away and drops a thermal detonator to keep the girl from following it. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme knocks the droid across the room, into a corner. The cpu and it’s housing rolls into a scrap heap. Esme=195 Droid=85-55-55=scrap (2nd droid scrapped - did you see the 1st?) Congratulations, Meatbag! Yes, you were given credit *BRZZZT! for the previous droid yesterday and another droid today.
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 2, 4
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 6:38 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Congratulations, Meatbag. Pick another droid and *BRZZZT! start again. ok shall do right now =) morning^^ Queentintin=250 Droid=195 normal droid battle well maybe! 1 hit, adjusts score!
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