Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Hikari_x00]

He was a vergin.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he seemed to happy all the time.  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

I think she hated me.........  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He thought I was too old  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

I lost my mind and diden't want to be a dissapointment.... (I'm funning out of funny ideas)  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he lost my favorite coffee mug and had to pay for it  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

I killed the dog, then used the devorce to distract the kids and ex wife until i could find a replaicment  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he thought killing a dog was a big feat, I killed a big demonish thing behind me  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

I forgot the annevercery.... Witch is weird because the marrige only lasted a few months....  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he wouldnt stop poking me  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

I blew a gasket and the car exploded killing six of the sevin kids....  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he killed six of the seven kids, oh no my babies!!
(its it weird that, that one made me laugh alot?)  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

I don't know if it would be normal for you t but its gunna be funny to a bunch of people when they log on tomaro  

[Princess Zelda21]

His wolf wouldn't leave me alone at night and really scared me!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

She's too attached to our baby