Corrupt A Wish!

[Flying Squiddle]

Your wish is granted and you are suddenly struck with a whole list of really cool, uncorruptible things to wish for. Unfortunately, the list was etched in a large piece of granite, and was moving pretty fast when it struck you. You suffer massive head trauma and a subsequent case of amnesia.

I wish I was shopping.  

[TintedShades]

Granted, but you have no money and have to content yourself by oggling at the products you want to buy hopelessly sad .

I wish I had something good to drink.  

[chessiejo]

granted.

you have a cask of the finest napoleon brandy, smooth as silk, subtle as a wink.

you drink until you are snockered and you never even realize it as you plow through sidewalks full of pedestrians in your SUV.


i wish i could live in Tolkein's Lothlorien  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, but you only ever see it when someone closes the book.

I wish I were able to fly  

[TintedShades]

Granted, but every time you do you develop a strange urge to land on statues, build nests, and crap on those beneath you...

I wish I could see the future.  

[chessiejo]

granted.

you see a future of despair and desolation.



i wish i were not so depressed  

[Staff Information Account]

granted.

You're no longer depressed, you're just super-hyperactive and can't keep moving. You're jumping and runnig wherever you go and eventually you jump off the edge of a cliff by accident and fall into a huge sea.

I wish that my dad would quit quoting stuff from the movie Benchwarmers  

[Flying Squiddle]

Your wish is granted and your Dad stops quoting from Benchwarmers at every opportunity. He's found a new obsession. Now, he quotes from last week's Pokemon episode. And only Pikachu's lines. Constantly. No matter who he's talking to.

You: Dad, can I have $5?
Your Dad: Pika ... Pika pika piii!
You: Seriously, Dad. Can I?
Your Dad: Chuuu?
You: Okay, cut the pikachu act, dad. Just answer my question like a sane person, please?
You Dad: Piiika! CHUU! scream

The next day, he is fired from his job for chuu-ing rudely at his boss's suggestion to stop pika-ing.

I wish more people would buy my Adopt-A-Squiddles. ^_^  

[Staff Information Account]

[[ gonk ]]

Granted: You have a wave of poeople coming to try to buy your adopt-a-squiddles, but their using fake money and ripping you off!

I wish my cleats were metallic so i could annoy the other teams that our school plays  

[xUltra Violetx]

Granted: Unfortunately the metal they are made from is aluminum foil and they do not stand up under the turf, and you are no longer able to play against the other schools.


I wish that I had more Gaia clothing  

[TintedShades]

Granted, you now posses hundreds of starter clothes.

I wish I had a mango.  

[chessiejo]

granted.

your mango is so ripe and juicy you can think of nothing else, and get banned from all your guilds for inactivity



i wish my leg were 100% and i could run track again  

[KrazyTerry]

Granted, but while running you trip and break it again.

I wish I could leave for my super-awesome camp right now and everyone would be there singing songs and having fun ^_^  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: You leave for super-awesome camp, where everyone is singing, and your car breaks down in the middle of no where and its hot, and triple A can't send a tow truck for 2 whole days, and you get bit by like a million mosquitos....


I wish I had a private plane  

[chessiejo]

granted

unfortunately due to current world conditions there is no fuel for your plane



i wish i had a halo