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 Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:23 pm
Granted! But then the ecosystem burns up and there is no longer food to eat.
I wish I could travel to Greece.
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:52 pm
Granted: You travel to Greece only to find that someone with your same name has been placed on a terrorist watch list; while they get everything straightened out you spend the next 10 odd years in a Greek prison.
I wish I could fly! ninja
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm
Granted! You now have the ability to fly but you got drafted to be one of the humans to occupy the moon...and well everyone can sort of fly now.
I wish I had smaller feet.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:15 pm
granted, but due to their size, they cant support you and you keep falling over
i wish i had an abrahms...
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:05 am
Granted! Unfortunately since I'm sure you were hoping for an abrams tank instead of the abrahms, you got a 60 year old male stripper from Taiwan.
Enjoy!
I wish the floor of my car wouldn't flood every time there was rain.
It's like the titanic in there!
gonk
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:38 am
Granted. You now have a rowboat instead of a car. Happy trip!
I wish Draco Malfoy would ask me to marry him. ikr, im such a looozar.
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:25 pm
Granted! But right before the wedding J.K. Rowling killed him off as a character.
I wish I could see Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden nekked.
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:58 pm
Granted! But since I don't know who you're talking about, they find you hiding behind a bush and kill you guillotine style. You know, that thing you lay on then this giant blade comes down and burning_eyes you're dead.
eek I wish damn flies never existed. MAKE IT HAPPEN! stressed ... Stupid flies... stare
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:48 am
Granted! No more more flies exist in this world because they all evolved into huge insects that like to bother you in particular. They bite, they kill. Enjoy!
I wish that I could buy that overpriced studded Mango belt.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:10 am
Granted!!!
But it's for mangos
So it's too small for you to wear
I wish I could fly
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:39 pm
granted, but by some cruel twist of fate, the person who made it so was drunk, and you get sent flying right through a running engine of a 747 jet. eek ow
i wish i had a girlfriend. (ps, in case you dont know, being a bachelor, it aint "ALL THAT"
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:50 pm
granted but your girlfriend gives you crabs, good luck with that itch >.<
I wish for a pirat ship^^
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:19 am
Granted. Unfortunately, your pirate ship is also a haunted ghost ship. Have fun battling those living skeletons and zombie parrots.
I wish I had the most art talent in the world.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:29 am
Granted! But you had to sell your soul to acquire all that talent just like what Faustus did. Good luck trying to reclaim your soul! Hehe. I feel very literary today.
I wish the China tour in our school wasn't so expensive! Then I could come.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:38 am
Granted!! but when you get there a kiddnapper captures you and turns you into a chinese slave
i wish my dog wasnt so stubborn
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