Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Third Chaos Saint]

crying she wouldn't even let me throw her on the table and have my way with her crying  

[Erik_Deadman]

Is a man/demon  

[Blue3173]

Cheating* and lack of style, jk
*there's a girl glued to you  

[Third Chaos Saint]

She didn't let me play video games T-T  

[Princess Zelda21]

Um, he wouldn't let me sleep when he insisted that we spend alone time together.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Link kept showing up at all the wrong times  

[Pure 3picness]

...she wouldnt let me bring my swords into bed  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he attacked the pillows in his sleep so I always had to get more.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

She took all my white chocolate and rubbed it on skin for color crying *hungry*  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he didn't appreciate my good skin and all the hard work it takes to keep it healthy.  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

they wanted me to go to an "AA" meeting  

[Princess Zelda21]

His pet wolf kept howling every night which prevented me from sleeping!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she had kids  

[Hikari_x00]

She would'nt bail me out when I got arrested.  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

because when we got maried i was too waisted to realise he was a guy...