| What's grosser than gross? |
| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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13% |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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 Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:20 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThe droid laces the girl's skin with poison to prepare for the next time she licks her wounds.
Esme Marie Cullen = At least it was raspberry flavored poison, though.
Droid = 85
New session Esme ignites her light saber and slashes an opening in the droid’s battery pack 🔋. She wipes the raspberry poison from her face and slaps it into the groove left by her light saber.Esme’s=250 Droid=250-55-55=140
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140
Esme’s =250 Droid=140-55-55-55=scrap
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 4, 2
Total: 9 (3-12)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:22 am
AngelMuerto DD-SCRAPS The droid tries to improve the boy's already impressive aim by replacing his eyes with cybernetic technology. It's kind of in a hurry, so it just does it without anesthetic.
AngelMuerto = 75
Droid = 75
 EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP AngelMuerto = 75
Droid = 40
my new eyes have a laser beam feature but without the anesthetic my aim is off
AngelMuerto = Oops! The droid forgot to staunch the blood flow!
Droid = 40
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 3, 7
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:37 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPPicks on a new droid. Fred 250 Droid 140
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 8
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:30 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid reports the girl's actual income to IRS who swoop down and begin a deep audit of her assets.
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 85
lol I think they are doing this to everyone, logically they think we owe them our lives, the central banks! sad... 1 hit! Queentintin=30 Droid=30 oh cool were tied!
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 30
oh! good one, pennies are worth anything anymore! twisted ok my turn, sicks her killer bears at the droid, mechanical killer bears!
Queentintin = JACKPOT!
Droid = 30
New battle normal droid, xd
Queentintin=250
Droid=now 140! the hound is fort! 2 hits!
maybe I have attack dogs , evil hell hounds! lol
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
4, 3, 2
Total: 9 (3-12)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 4:19 pm
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid realizes the girl is too quick to attack so it tries to duct tape her to the floor so it can have a chance.
sachara = 180
Droid = 75
Sachara = 180 Droid = 40
sachara = 110
Droid = 40
Sachara = 110 droid = 0
sachara = 250
Droid = 215
Sachara = 250 Droid = 110
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 5, 1
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:19 pm
DD-SCRAPS MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPYou may have just given yourself *BRZZZT! a chance at winning this semester, meatbag! Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140
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AngelMuerto rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 4, 2
Total: 9 (3-12)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 10:44 pm
EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP AngelMuerto = 250
Droid = 145
my new semi robotic self is off to a good start
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 4, 4
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:31 am
Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPPicks on a new droid. Fred 250 Droid 140
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 3, 2
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:32 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid reports the girl's actual income to IRS who swoop down and begin a deep audit of her assets.
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 85
lol I think they are doing this to everyone, logically they think we owe them our lives, the central banks! sad... 1 hit! Queentintin=30 Droid=30 oh cool were tied!
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 30
oh! good one, pennies are worth anything anymore! twisted ok my turn, sicks her killer bears at the droid, mechanical killer bears!
Queentintin = JACKPOT!
Droid = 30
New battle normal droid, xd
Queentintin=250
Droid=now 140! the hound is fort! 2 hits!
maybe I have attack dogs , evil hell hounds! lol
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 1, 2
Total: 5 (3-12)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:33 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The duct tape slowed her down a little bit, but the droid realizes it should probably cover her entire body in Gorilla Glue© if it wants to have a chance of survival.
sachara = 110
Droid = 40
Sachara = 110 droid = 0
sachara = 250
Droid = 215
Sachara = 250 Droid = 110
sachara = 180
Droid = 110
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 3
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:34 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPYou may have just given yourself *BRZZZT! a chance at winning this semester, meatbag! Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
4, 3, 4
Total: 11 (3-12)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:35 am
AngelMuerto EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP AngelMuerto = 250
Droid = 145
my new semi robotic self is off to a good start
AngelMuerto = 145
Droid = 145
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 5
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:41 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid solves the coin shortage by melting the girl down and making pennies out of her flesh.
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 30
oh! good one, pennies are worth anything anymore! twisted ok my turn, sicks her killer bears at the droid, mechanical killer bears!
Queentintin = JACKPOT!
Droid = 30
New battle normal droid, xd
Queentintin=250
Droid=now 140! the hound is fort! 2 hits!
maybe I have attack dogs , evil hell hounds! lol
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 140
lol you should hear these chicks, (raising 24 meat chicks) lol they run round like crazy this am, been so hot, gave them a refill on water, jjust 9 days old, they are getting chubby,which is what we want xd (attack drones huh) finds a longrange shot gun !
2 hits!
Queentintin=250
Droid= 30! man, dont feel like doing anything right now, routines' making me bleh lol
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 6, 8
Total: 22 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:42 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPPicks on a new droid. Fred 250 Droid 140
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 140
Twists the droid's arm behind it's back and forces it to surrender. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid is no more. biggrin
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 2, 2
Total: 5 (3-12)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:36 pm
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The duct tape slowed her down a little bit, but the droid realizes it should probably cover her entire body in Gorilla Glue© if it wants to have a chance of survival.
sachara = 110
Droid = 40
Sachara = 110 droid = 0
sachara = 250
Droid = 215
Sachara = 250 Droid = 110
sachara = 180
Droid = 110
Sachara = 180 Droid = 40
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