What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 1, 2
Total: 4 (3-12)
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:21 pm
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP Sachara = 250 Droid = 180 The droid notices the girl's feet look a little rough and callused. It brings out a belt sander to assist in softening her feet. sachara = 250 Droid = 180
Sachara = 250 Droid = 75 The droid realizes the girl is too quick to attack so it tries to duct tape her to the floor so it can have a chance. sachara = 180 Droid = 75
Sachara = 180 Droid = 40
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AngelMuerto rolled 3 4-sided dice:
4, 4, 4
Total: 12 (3-12)
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:54 pm
DD-SCRAPS The droid notices a fracture in the boy's skull and tries to repair it by riveting a metal plate over the wound. AngelMuerto = 145 Droid = 180
EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP AngelMuerto = 145 Droid = 75
dang robot... pulls out his blaster and starts shooting the droid.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 3, 2
Total: 7 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 3:51 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid uses its holographic skin to tun into a pipe vine that eats the girl as she turns into Mario and makes her leap. Queentintin =
Droid = 80
lol, good one! ok new battle think I'll return to medium battle for droids xd à Queentintin=250 Droid=250 2hits yes! =)
Queentintin=250 Droid= 140 The droid sends the girl an email claiming to be a Nigerian prince who needs her bank account information so he can transfer billions of dollars to hide it from the tax collectors. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 140
the girl quickly reports the email as phishing, junk, scam! fights back, send an email, you just won,..... a flying high kick right in the kisser!* lol a hit yes! Queentintin=140 Droid= 85 mrgreen The droid reports the girl's actual income to IRS who swoop down and begin a deep audit of her assets. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 85
lol I think they are doing this to everyone, logically they think we owe them our lives, the central banks! sad... 1 hit! Queentintin=30 Droid=30 oh cool were tied! The droid solves the coin shortage by melting the girl down and making pennies out of her flesh. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 3, 4
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 3:53 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThe droid laces the girl's skin with poison to prepare for the next time she licks her wounds. Esme Marie Cullen = At least it was raspberry flavored poison, though. Droid = 85
New session Esme ignites her light saber and slashes an opening in the droid’s battery pack 🔋. She wipes the raspberry poison from her face and slaps it into the groove left by her light saber.Esme’s=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 The droid is grateful that it was not programmed with taste buds because it has a sneaky suspicion that raspberry would be its least favorite fruit flavor. It enhances the girl's taste in fruit flavors by shoving a pair of bananas up her nostrils. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 8, 6
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 3:54 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPNot playing games this time. Fred 250 Droid 195 Hearing this, the droid throws a hissy fit and chucks its Yahtzee© dice at her eyes. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Goes for a full house - stuffs the droid inside. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid tosses some thermal detonators at the girl as it exits the cup and is thrown to the table. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 3, 1
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 3:56 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP Sachara = 250 Droid = 180 The droid notices the girl's feet look a little rough and callused. It brings out a belt sander to assist in softening her feet. sachara = 250 Droid = 180
Sachara = 250 Droid = 75 The droid realizes the girl is too quick to attack so it tries to duct tape her to the floor so it can have a chance. sachara = 180 Droid = 75
Sachara = 180 Droid = 40 The duct tape slowed her down a little bit, but the droid realizes it should probably cover her entire body in Gorilla Glue© if it wants to have a chance of survival. sachara = 110 Droid = 40
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 1, 3
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 3:59 am
AngelMuerto DD-SCRAPS The droid notices a fracture in the boy's skull and tries to repair it by riveting a metal plate over the wound. AngelMuerto = 145 Droid = 180
EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP AngelMuerto = 145 Droid = 75
dang robot... pulls out his blaster and starts shooting the droid.
The droid tries to improve the boy's already impressive aim by replacing his eyes with cybernetic technology. It's kind of in a hurry, so it just does it without anesthetic. AngelMuerto = 75 Droid = 75
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 1, 1
Total: 5 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 6:29 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid sends the girl an email claiming to be a Nigerian prince who needs her bank account information so he can transfer billions of dollars to hide it from the tax collectors. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 140
the girl quickly reports the email as phishing, junk, scam! fights back, send an email, you just won,..... a flying high kick right in the kisser!* lol a hit yes! Queentintin=140 Droid= 85 mrgreen The droid reports the girl's actual income to IRS who swoop down and begin a deep audit of her assets. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 85
lol I think they are doing this to everyone, logically they think we owe them our lives, the central banks! sad... 1 hit! Queentintin=30 Droid=30 oh cool were tied! The droid solves the coin shortage by melting the girl down and making pennies out of her flesh. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 30
oh! good one, pennies are worth anything anymore! twisted ok my turn, sicks her killer bears at the droid, mechanical killer bears!
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 2, 2
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 10:40 am
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP Sachara = 250 Droid = 180 The droid notices the girl's feet look a little rough and callused. It brings out a belt sander to assist in softening her feet. sachara = 250 Droid = 180
Sachara = 250 Droid = 75 The droid realizes the girl is too quick to attack so it tries to duct tape her to the floor so it can have a chance. sachara = 180 Droid = 75
Sachara = 180 Droid = 40 The duct tape slowed her down a little bit, but the droid realizes it should probably cover her entire body in Gorilla Glue© if it wants to have a chance of survival. sachara = 110 Droid = 40
Sachara = 110 droid = 0
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 5, 5
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:06 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPNot playing games this time. Fred 250 Droid 195 Hearing this, the droid throws a hissy fit and chucks its Yahtzee© dice at her eyes. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Goes for a full house - stuffs the droid inside. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid tosses some thermal detonators at the girl as it exits the cup and is thrown to the table. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 85
Fortunately the detonators backfire. Fred 30 Droid 85 The droid is no more. biggrin
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 8, 8
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 5:51 pm
DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThe droid laces the girl's skin with poison to prepare for the next time she licks her wounds. Esme Marie Cullen = At least it was raspberry flavored poison, though. Droid = 85
New session Esme ignites her light saber and slashes an opening in the droid’s battery pack 🔋. She wipes the raspberry poison from her face and slaps it into the groove left by her light saber.Esme’s=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 The droid is grateful that it was not programmed with taste buds because it has a sneaky suspicion that raspberry would be its least favorite fruit flavor. It enhances the girl's taste in fruit flavors by shoving a pair of bananas up her nostrils. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme blows the bananas out of her nose and snorts derisively while watching the droid practice it’s comedy act tripping over bananas and peels.Esme’s =250 Droid=140-55-55-55=scrap
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AngelMuerto rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 3, 1
Total: 5 (3-12)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:46 pm
DD-SCRAPS The droid tries to improve the boy's already impressive aim by replacing his eyes with cybernetic technology. It's kind of in a hurry, so it just does it without anesthetic. AngelMuerto = 75 Droid = 75
EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP AngelMuerto = 75 Droid = 40
my new eyes have a laser beam feature but without the anesthetic my aim is off
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 6, 7
Total: 20 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:11 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid sends the girl an email claiming to be a Nigerian prince who needs her bank account information so he can transfer billions of dollars to hide it from the tax collectors. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 140
the girl quickly reports the email as phishing, junk, scam! fights back, send an email, you just won,..... a flying high kick right in the kisser!* lol a hit yes! Queentintin=140 Droid= 85 mrgreen The droid reports the girl's actual income to IRS who swoop down and begin a deep audit of her assets. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 85
lol I think they are doing this to everyone, logically they think we owe them our lives, the central banks! sad... 1 hit! Queentintin=30 Droid=30 oh cool were tied! The droid solves the coin shortage by melting the girl down and making pennies out of her flesh. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 30
oh! good one, pennies are worth anything anymore! twisted ok my turn, sicks her killer bears at the droid, mechanical killer bears! The droid quickly reprograms the mechanical bears to take the girl who has been turned into pennies to the casino and place her in the slot machines. Queentintin = JACKPOT! Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 4-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:12 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid realizes the girl is too quick to attack so it tries to duct tape her to the floor so it can have a chance. sachara = 180 Droid = 75
Sachara = 180 Droid = 40 The duct tape slowed her down a little bit, but the droid realizes it should probably cover her entire body in Gorilla Glue© if it wants to have a chance of survival. sachara = 110 Droid = 40
Sachara = 110 droid = 0 The new droid surrounds the girl with a plexiglass bubble to remove her access to oxygen. sachara = 250 Droid = 215
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:13 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPNot playing games this time. Fred 250 Droid 195 Hearing this, the droid throws a hissy fit and chucks its Yahtzee© dice at her eyes. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Goes for a full house - stuffs the droid inside. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid tosses some thermal detonators at the girl as it exits the cup and is thrown to the table. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 85
Fortunately the detonators backfire. Fred 30 Droid 85 The droid is no more. biggrin Excellent way to *BRZZZT! start a tied score, meatbag!
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