Why did you divorce the person above you?

[The Conjoined Twins]

there not fancy  

[Lin Not Shin]

CHUPACHABRA

there not fancy

The skull on his hat.. it used to be my pet gerbil. crying  

[Hotaru Yamada]

I wouldn't stop correcting me, thought I wasn't even saying it, about his name.. Kept telling me "lin not shin."  

[Pure 3picness]

She kept saying she was "blind" and never let me leave the house  

[Hotaru Yamada]

Apparently the only reason he married me was because he liked how well I preform in bed.. -points to his post in the "why did you marry the person above you" thread.-  

[Deathfrost]

lol because she was the ex of a friend and I'm not sure how we ended up married... lol  

[Malaswang Asal]

because he is scary O.O  

[Hotaru Yamada]

He was pure gold, like strait up gold. No muscle nothing, just a metal.. I had to drag him everywhere for him because he can't move on his own.. Seriously tiring. I married him thinking that perhaps I could sell him for his worth, but apparently that was illegal to sell your own husband.  

[Pure 3picness]

Idk... she was blind?  

[Hotaru Yamada]

Because the closet was always full of weapons and every day he did nothing but play his stupid video games.. It was either divorce or I break his game system and throw out his "toys". XD  

[Pure 3picness]

She threw away all my toys crying ...
Then after that she f***ed me non-stop crying  

[Hotaru Yamada]

Cpt Lance Sk

She threw away all my toys crying ...
Then after that she f***ed me non-stop crying

you wish... rolleyes  

[Pure 3picness]

no i dont wish rolleyes  

[Pure 3picness]

Exactly, you got nothing! xd  

[Hotaru Yamada]

Or maybe I didn't care enough to sit here and have this pointless argument with some random perv? Seriously, get a life, you're ruining a perfectly innocent game..