Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deathfrost]

lol she was afraid of my motorcycle lol  

[Chaton Atomique]

He kept leaving greasy tire tracks all over the kitchen floor every time he gets a snack from the fridge. xp  

[Pure 3picness]

Whenever I got sick he tried to "nurse" me back to health xp  

[Chaton Atomique]

Never took his medicine even when it was explained that a**lgesics go in the mouth. rofl  

[Pure 3picness]

um...he had too much hair  

[Deathfrost]

I never married him I just hung out at his house with him and his (now ex) wife then someone say that we were having a 'bromance' so we had to make it official that we were not together so we got a 'legal' divorce... lol  

[Hotaru Yamada]

He tried to kill me, failed of course, but he tried. XD  

[Deathfrost]

She tried to purify me with some kind of so-called holy water....  

[Jessica_ Uzuma]

he was buring meh  

[jesanndei]

she bit off my arm, ate my fave gellato and then tore MR. BUN BUN into pieces!!!!! <> xox. crying goodbye fluffly pal.  

[SaveNarwhals]

shes a girl and takes odd photos of her kitty (luv it btw) blaugh  

[Pure 3picness]

She didnt understand my epicness blaugh ... and we made too many babies... wink confused wink  

[Hotaru Yamada]

He punched me..  

[Sexual Force]

I never got to see their eyes < n < ..  

[The Comp Sci Goblin]

only had one eye