What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 8, 1
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:38 am
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Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid, medium-skilled=250 Excellent work, *BRZZZT! meatbag! Be sure to pick another droid to destroy today! = Droid =
Esme ignites her light saber and strikes the droid’s midsection. Then she slices off the droid’s light saber.Esme=250 Droid (medium)=250-55-55=140 The droid opens its chassis to reveal a missile launcher, which it uses to fire a missile at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 Droid = 140
Esme locates a length of re-bar and slams it into the droid’s neck joint, locking it in place. Esme=250 Droid=140-55=85
The droid has only its eye lasers to counter with after the girl has disarmed it so completely. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 3, 3
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:39 am
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 2, 3
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:40 am
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DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPShould have time to defeat this droid. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid goes back in time and befriends the girl so she feels too guilty to fight back as the droid starts boxing her face. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Unfriends the droid and retaliates with a smear campaign. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid reminds all the mutual friends the girl and it had about how they used to get along so well and gets them all to agree that she is the one who is overreacting and being melodramtic. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 85
Looks around for some sympathetic people to help crush the droid.
Fred 140 Droid 30
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 2, 3
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:05 am
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AngelMuerto rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 4, 2
Total: 8 (3-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:09 pm
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 7, 3
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:56 am
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Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPShould have time to defeat this droid. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid goes back in time and befriends the girl so she feels too guilty to fight back as the droid starts boxing her face. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Unfriends the droid and retaliates with a smear campaign. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid reminds all the mutual friends the girl and it had about how they used to get along so well and gets them all to agree that she is the one who is overreacting and being melodramtic. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 85
Looks around for some sympathetic people to help crush the droid. Fred 140 Droid 30
The droid disperses a poisonous gas as it begins to expire while melodramatically crying out "Why? Why?" while looking at the meatbag. It watches as the mutual friends of it and the girl start looking at the meatbag with aggressive disdain. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 3, 1
Total: 5 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:57 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:05 am
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 5, 5
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:52 am
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DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPShould have time to defeat this droid. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid goes back in time and befriends the girl so she feels too guilty to fight back as the droid starts boxing her face. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Unfriends the droid and retaliates with a smear campaign. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid reminds all the mutual friends the girl and it had about how they used to get along so well and gets them all to agree that she is the one who is overreacting and being melodramtic. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 85
Looks around for some sympathetic people to help crush the droid. Fred 140 Droid 30 The droid disperses a poisonous gas as it begins to expire while melodramatically crying out "Why? Why?" while looking at the meatbag. It watches as the mutual friends of it and the girl start looking at the meatbag with aggressive disdain. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 30
Tosses the droid out with the trash,
Fred 85 Droid 30
The droid thought he could win. Huh. rolleyes That showed him.
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 6, 8
Total: 22 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:51 am
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DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid has only its eye lasers to counter with after the girl has disarmed it so completely. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme=195 Droid=85 The droid realizes it doesn't stand a chance against the girl on the final day of the semester, so it activates its self-destruct as it creeps closer to her. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber and stuns the droid with the flash as she removes the battery 🔋 and cpu housing. After the droid withers into a heap, Esme selects another medium droid to practice on. Esme concludes this droid is not mobile when she hears hissing and sees smoke where her weapon removed it’s roller. Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid, medium-skilled=250-55=195
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AngelMuerto rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 2, 12
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:57 am
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Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid has only its eye lasers to counter with after the girl has disarmed it so completely. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme=195 Droid=85 The droid realizes it doesn't stand a chance against the girl on the final day of the semester, so it activates its self-destruct as it creeps closer to her. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber and stuns the droid with the flash as she removes the battery 🔋 and cpu housing. After the droid withers into a heap, Esme selects another medium droid to practice on. Esme concludes this droid is not mobile when she hears hissing and sees smoke where her weapon removed it’s roller.Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid, medium-skilled=250-55=195
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 Unfriends the droid and retaliates with a smear campaign. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid reminds all the mutual friends the girl and it had about how they used to get along so well and gets them all to agree that she is the one who is overreacting and being melodramtic. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 85
Looks around for some sympathetic people to help crush the droid. Fred 140 Droid 30 The droid disperses a poisonous gas as it begins to expire while melodramatically crying out "Why? Why?" while looking at the meatbag. It watches as the mutual friends of it and the girl start looking at the meatbag with aggressive disdain. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 30
Tosses the droid out with the trash, Fred 85 Droid 30 The droid thought he could win. Huh. rolleyes That showed him.
Excellent follow-through, meatbags! Your efforts are *BRZZZT! admirable. The meatbag, AngelMuerto has surpassed your scores for this semester, however, so you will have to try *BRZZZT! again for a prize!
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 1, 2
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 6, 3
Total: 16 (3-24)
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 1, 1
Total: 5 (3-12)
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