In Sarteck We Trust
In times long past, when the thinking mammal was still evolving, they sought a way to explain the unexplainable. The thinkng mammal, having many complexes which made it believe that it was inferior and also made it afraid to be alone, came up with the concept of a greater being. This greater being they called "Sarteck."
However, most thinking mammals at that time were incapible of making even the two simplistic syllables that comprised the word "Sarteck," and indeed had trouble with most single-syllable words at the time. Most of the sounds they made were a series of grunts like "Guh" and "Ood." Thus, they decided instead to combine those grunts into the syllable, "God," and that name has since stuck, the name "Sarteck" lost to the passages of time...
In times long past, when the thinking mammal was still evolving, they sought a way to explain the unexplainable. The thinkng mammal, having many complexes which made it believe that it was inferior and also made it afraid to be alone, came up with the concept of a greater being. This greater being they called "Sarteck."
However, most thinking mammals at that time were incapible of making even the two simplistic syllables that comprised the word "Sarteck," and indeed had trouble with most single-syllable words at the time. Most of the sounds they made were a series of grunts like "Guh" and "Ood." Thus, they decided instead to combine those grunts into the syllable, "God," and that name has since stuck, the name "Sarteck" lost to the passages of time...