Why did you divorce the person above you?

[BornToPlease]

Sorry but he just went a little to far every time I was trying to leave the house he would try to pull me up the stairs and into the bedroom.  

[Bright Individual]

she didn't want to swallow my kids talk2hand  

[BornToPlease]

He wanted to me to live at Canada's wonderland so we could go on rides every day. Got boring.  

[Bright Individual]

I DO LIVE IN CANADA!  

[BornToPlease]

(Hmm then ill change it, where in Canada?)

Wouldnt let me visit the kids.  

[Bright Individual]

(Vancouver)
wouldn't make me cookies stare  

[BornToPlease]

(Hmm Im in Ontario)

Didnt like how I dressed.  

[Bright Individual]

(awesome!)
didn't want more then 3 kids emo  

[BornToPlease]

(oh yeah, 45 minutes away from Canada's Wonderland too)

wouldnt have sex when I wanted.  

[Pure 3picness]

...she...ugh  

[BornToPlease]

(yes I what? xd )

He couldnt decide what he loved about me and why we married so we divorced.  

[Pure 3picness]

Whenevr I came home from work she would pull me into the bedroom...  

[BornToPlease]

Wouldnt take any days off because he thought all I wanted was sex.  

[Pure 3picness]

When i went on vacations she thought I was seeing someone else rolleyes  

[BornToPlease]

Only loved me for the sex.