What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 1, 8
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:39 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPRecovered from slapping myself. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid watches the girl flail about in her attempt to form some kind of attack. It easily dodges her swings and comes from below with an uppercut. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
Counters with a jab. Fred 195 Droid 195 The droid tries to slap-box the girl's ears. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 195
Elbows at the ready. Fred 85 Droid 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 6
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 6:39 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid releases a poisonous gas as its energy ebbs and flows out of it. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 30
Esme yanks the batteries 🔋 from the droid and shoves it’s broken body into the corner. She finds another droid on the shelf for practice. Esme ignites her light saber and slashes at the droid’s axle, removing it’s roller.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55=195 The droid points its palm at the girl and fires a plasma sphere from the middle of it. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 9, 7
Total: 27 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 6:40 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPEsme got 6 hits! wow! coolness! new droid Darth! Queentintin=250 Drooid=250 *Crap! no hits! lol* The droid goes in for a devastating headbutt! Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
lol a headbutt! funny! *hey ouch!* that hurt 1 hit! take that! Queentintin=250 Droid= 165 blaugh The droid brings out an electrostaff and twirls it about madly until it finds an opening. It strikes swift and hard. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 2, 7
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 6:41 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPRecovered from slapping myself. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid watches the girl flail about in her attempt to form some kind of attack. It easily dodges her swings and comes from below with an uppercut. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
Counters with a jab. Fred 195 Droid 195 The droid tries to slap-box the girl's ears. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 195
Elbows at the ready. Fred 85 Droid 85 The droid zips around behind the girl and gives her a SUPER WEDGIE! Fred66 = I can't wait to see the look on the Doctor's face when you walk in! Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 11, 1
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 6:57 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPEsme got 6 hits! wow! coolness! new droid Darth! Queentintin=250 Drooid=250 *Crap! no hits! lol* The droid goes in for a devastating headbutt! Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
lol a headbutt! funny! *hey ouch!* that hurt 1 hit! take that! Queentintin=250 Droid= 165 blaugh The droid brings out an electrostaff and twirls it about madly until it finds an opening. It strikes swift and hard. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
My turn, electro staff huh, ok, I bring an electro saber xd 2 hits! haha! Queentintin=165 Droid=-5 its out! DROID DOWN!
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 1, 3
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 12:32 pm
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThink the doctors are too busy at the moment. Sends them a picture to make them smile. Fred 250 Droid 195
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 2, 7
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:22 pm
Darth Daddicus The droid points its palm at the girl and fires a plasma sphere from the middle of it. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 195
Esme ignites her light saber and swings upward in a wide arc, removing the droid’s left laser and appendage. She continues the swing, coming down, this time taking the droid’s right appendage.Esme=195 Droid=195-55-55=85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
11
Total: 11 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 6:12 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPEsme got 6 hits! wow! coolness! new droid Darth! Queentintin=250 Drooid=250 *Crap! no hits! lol* The droid goes in for a devastating headbutt! Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
lol a headbutt! funny! *hey ouch!* that hurt 1 hit! take that! Queentintin=250 Droid= 165 blaugh The droid brings out an electrostaff and twirls it about madly until it finds an opening. It strikes swift and hard. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
My turn, electro staff huh, ok, I bring an electro saber xd 2 hits! haha! Queentintin=165 Droid=-5 its out! DROID DOWN! The droid comes in and watches the girl as she finishes off its predecessor. It won't be as easy to defeat as that one, it processes. The droid extends a sword from the underside of each of its arms and pounces at the girl. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 3, 4
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 6:14 am
Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThink the doctors are too busy at the moment. Sends them a picture to make them smile. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid edits the picture to make the girl look even more hideous than a meatbag typically looks, then ridicules her on its social media outlets, tagging their mutual contacts. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 1
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 6:17 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid points its palm at the girl and fires a plasma sphere from the middle of it. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 195
Esme ignites her light saber and swings upward in a wide arc, removing the droid’s left laser and appendage. She continues the swing, coming down, this time taking the droid’s right appendage.Esme=195 Droid=195-55-55=85 The droid zips past the girl and drops a thermal detonator at her feet as it retreats. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 3, 11
Total: 21 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 6:24 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPEsme got 6 hits! wow! coolness! new droid Darth! Queentintin=250 Drooid=250 *Crap! no hits! lol* The droid goes in for a devastating headbutt! Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
lol a headbutt! funny! *hey ouch!* that hurt 1 hit! take that! Queentintin=250 Droid= 165 blaugh The droid brings out an electrostaff and twirls it about madly until it finds an opening. It strikes swift and hard. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
My turn, electro staff huh, ok, I bring an electro saber xd 2 hits! haha! Queentintin=165 Droid=-5 its out! DROID DOWN! The droid comes in and watches the girl as she finishes off its predecessor. It won't be as easy to defeat as that one, it processes. The droid extends a sword from the underside of each of its arms and pounces at the girl. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
a sword? is that's how its gonna be , ok then, takes our her mace, has a nifty spiked metal ball at the end, on a chain, when you swing it, it hurts! woot! it worked! 1 hit -85 to the droid! Queentintin=165 Droid= 165
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 3, 4
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 11:56 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThink the doctors are too busy at the moment. Sends them a picture to make them smile. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid edits the picture to make the girl look even more hideous than a meatbag typically looks, then ridicules her on its social media outlets, tagging their mutual contacts. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
We have mutual contacts. eek Starts deleting. Fred 250 Droid 195
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 4, 3
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 5:55 pm
Darth Daddicus The droid zips past the girl and drops a thermal detonator at her feet as it retreats. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
Esme grabs a cold beer 🍺 Esme=140 Droid=85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 7, 11
Total: 21 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:40 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin lol a headbutt! funny! *hey ouch!* that hurt 1 hit! take that! Queentintin=250 Droid= 165 blaugh The droid brings out an electrostaff and twirls it about madly until it finds an opening. It strikes swift and hard. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
My turn, electro staff huh, ok, I bring an electro saber xd 2 hits! haha! Queentintin=165 Droid=-5 its out! DROID DOWN! The droid comes in and watches the girl as she finishes off its predecessor. It won't be as easy to defeat as that one, it processes. The droid extends a sword from the underside of each of its arms and pounces at the girl. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
a sword? is that's how its gonna be , ok then, takes our her mace, has a nifty spiked metal ball at the end, on a chain, when you swing it, it hurts! woot! it worked! 1 hit -85 to the droid! Queentintin=165 Droid= 165 The droid looks down at the dents caused by the mace and then looks back up at the girl as its eyes glow a darker shade of red. The droid crosses its sword hands together and pounces toward the girl's neck. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 165
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 1, 5
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:44 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThink the doctors are too busy at the moment. Sends them a picture to make them smile. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid edits the picture to make the girl look even more hideous than a meatbag typically looks, then ridicules her on its social media outlets, tagging their mutual contacts. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
We have mutual contacts. eek Starts deleting. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid brings out a set of plasma-nunchakus and twirls them about as it approaches the girl. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
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