| What's grosser than gross? |
| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 8, 4
Total: 17 (3-24)
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 Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 6:09 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThe droids seem to be getting stronger. Steam rollers over the next one off the production line. Fred 250 Droid 250
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 250
Spins and high kicks the droid. Fred 195 Droid 85
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 85
Uses arms as a windmill instead and slaps the droid repeatedly. Fred 85 Droid 30
Fred66 = Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 1, 11
Total: 23 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 6:11 am
Regina De Corazon Darth Daddicus Regina De Corazon HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPFuzzy bunny slippers in attack mode! I guess bunny slippers don't work well on droids!
Regina De Corazon = 165
Droid = 250
Hey now, don't mess with the bunny slippers I need those to get out of the closet! I lunge forward with my saber staff, separating it into two light sabers at the last second to attack from both sides at once! Ok. so maybe fighting is not my thing!
Regina De Corazon = They seem to be attaching heads to necks a lot more loosely than they used to!
Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 8, 5
Total: 20 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:45 am
[quote="Darth Daddicus”]
The droid focuses all of its remaining energy into its plasma cannon and fires.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 30
The droid’s recharging power plug 🔌 begins to melt and Esme inserts it into the wall socket. The circuits short out and the droid collapses. Esme grabs a replacement, ignites her light saber and in two smooth strikes, removes the droid’s appendages.
Esme=250
Droid=30-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250-55-55=140
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 4, 3
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:35 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPRecovered from slapping myself. Fred 250 Droid 250
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 8, 7
Total: 23 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:01 pm
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus The droid activates its porcupine spikes as it nears destruction.
Queentintin = Changing your name to Queenpinpin now........
Droid = 30
LMAO! hehe no one can say you're not creative l! new day, new battle! Queentintin=250 Droid=250 I dont wanna be called Queenpinpin llol Queentintin=250 droid= 195!
Quentintin = 250
Droid = 195
ahh ok ! alrghty Pin Head, lets do this ! lol 1 hit! darn! better than nothing! Queentintin=140 Droid=140 were tied, you had 2 hits! towards me!
Queentintin = 85
Droid = 140
lol poisonous quils ! ya gets her shield out! and well the porcupine droid is out for the count!
another one bites the dust!
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Darth Daddicus rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 7
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 5:43 am
Esme Marie Cullen [quote="Darth Daddicus”] The droid focuses all of its remaining energy into its plasma cannon and fires.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 30
Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55-55=140 The droid fires laser beams from its eyes as it scrambles to find replacement appendages.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 5, 1
Total: 7 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 5:44 am
Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPRecovered from slapping myself. Fred 250 Droid 250
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 250
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 7, 3
Total: 16 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:21 am
HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPEsme got 6 hits! wow! coolness! new droid Darth! Queentintin=250 Drooid=250 *Crap! no hits! lol*
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 1, 8
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:38 am
[quote="Darth Daddicus”]
The droid focuses all of its remaining energy into its plasma cannon and fires.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 30
The droid’s recharging power plug 🔌 begins to melt and Esme inserts it into the wall socket. The circuits short out and the droid collapses. Esme grabs a replacement, ignites her light saber and in two smooth strikes, removes the droid’s appendages.
Esme=250
Droid=30-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250-55-55=140
Esme leaps and scissor kicks the droid’s center of balance. She slams her fist sideways into the audio processor, knocking it loose.
Esme==250
Droid=140-55-55=30
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 3, 3
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:31 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPRecovered from slapping myself. Fred 250 Droid 250
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 250
Counters with a jab. Fred 195 Droid 195
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 2, 7
Total: 13 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 6:08 am
Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPEsme got 6 hits! wow! coolness! new droid Darth! Queentintin=250 Drooid=250 *Crap! no hits! lol*
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 7, 3
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 6:10 am
Esme Marie Cullen [quote="Darth Daddicus”] The droid focuses all of its remaining energy into its plasma cannon and fires.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 30
Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55-55=140 Esme leaps and scissor kicks the droid’s center of balance. She slams her fist sideways into the audio processor, knocking it loose.Esme==250 Droid=140-55-55=30 The droid releases a poisonous gas as its energy ebbs and flows out of it.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 6
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 6:14 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPRecovered from slapping myself. Fred 250 Droid 250
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 250
Counters with a jab. Fred 195 Droid 195
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 195
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:04 am
Darth Daddicus The droid releases a poisonous gas as its energy ebbs and flows out of it.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 30
Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55=195
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 7, 12
Total: 28 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:36 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPEsme got 6 hits! wow! coolness! new droid Darth! Queentintin=250 Drooid=250 *Crap! no hits! lol*
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
lol a headbutt! funny! *hey ouch!* that hurt 1 hit! take that! Queentintin=250 Droid= 165 blaugh
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