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 Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:20 am
with your cat
who let the dogs out??? xd
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:46 am
Whoever opened the door, duh!
What are the eleven secret spices of KFC?
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:53 pm
Kentucky, Fries, Chicken, Cholesterol, Microwaves, Obesity, Scary, Posh, Baby, Ginger, and Sporty.
Why is this keyboard called a "qwerty" board?
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:33 pm
Deary, because those are the first eight letters of the alphabet!
WHY AM I USING CAPS LOCK...TO ASK THIS QUESTION?! -Is annoyed-
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:02 am
because your keyboard hates you
whats the meaning of live???
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:15 pm
sex
why is the gutter such a happy place for my mind to be?
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:41 pm
Cause drinks are free there.
Why is my keyboard a "azerty" ?
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:43 pm
Because the world spins in circles rather quickly.
Wouldn't you say?
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:19 pm
No, I wouldn't say "?."
How do you turn on a ceiling fan?
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:11 am
Pull the string thingy!
How do you shut the voices up??
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:50 am
DUCKTAPE! xd
How do you make jello?
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:59 pm
With prayer!
How do you keep telemarketers from calling you?
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:23 pm
As you pick up the phone:
Answerer: Hi! This is Kobi's abortion clinic and pizzeria! Your loss is our sauce.
They won't be calling for quite a while.
How do you eat an Oreo?
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:15 pm
Hot.
Do you know Internet?
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:43 pm
um...yessum?
How hot is a pepper?
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