Useless Superpowers

[truely emo]

can fit small peg into big hole  

[Annebella]

^can breathe without even thinking about it!  

[bored_outa_my_mind]

Can open a book- but can't read it  

[Stupid_Green_Monkey]

walk and chew gum at the same time  

[SkunkXRocker]

^ can create flowers with the snap of the fingers  

[homicidal-duck-tape]

to smell like a sknunk.  

[Galahad1326]

The ability to scoot along the floor on their bum without using their hands  

[Darks Angel forever1]

The ability to eat diamonds. *teeth wound still fall out though*  

[load protagonist to raise]

the ability to pop ballons  

[DruidTigeress]

^ Has the power to always win at jenga!  

[Ninja Otaku Gurl]

^has the power to sleep with their eyes open