Corrupt A Wish!

[TintedShades]

Granted, but they are chocolate nickels (that would still be pretty good).

I wish I didn't have to go to work today but still got paid smile .  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted! You don't have to go to work, and you still get paid, then you get arrested for missapropriation of company funds.


I wish that it would stop raining on my vacation.  

[Flying Squiddle]

Your wish is granted and you awake to a cheerful, sunny day. Birds chirp, butterflies flit about contentedly, and sunshine glistens off of the plagues of angry grasshoppers that have infested every square inch of earth for about twenty miles in every direction. Now that the rains have stopped, they've got to get busy chewing up all that fresh new foliage that has since sprouted. Happy vacationing!

I wish I had a 4gb iPod Nano instead of a 1gb iPod Nano.  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: Your new iPod can not be recognized by any drivers on your PC and you can not get any songs to download on it.


I wish there was a fridge in my bedroom.  

[Stained Sunday]

There is, but it's broken. And makes weird noises.

I wish I wasn't tired.  

[Flying Squiddle]

Your wish is granted. By ridiculous circumstances, you are genetically merged with a fly and feel great... for a few days. Then, all of your external body parts start dropping off, you kidnap Geena Davis with the intent of hopping into your gene splicer with her, are, in the process, merged with a telepod instead, eventually get shot by her ex-boyfriend, and are attacked by a sudden, random barrage of scrolling credits before realizing "Wait, didn't Flying Squiddle get this from a movie somewhere...?"

(Sorry, couldn't help it. Hubby and I just finished watching that movie together. And, damn, it's three in the morning! *dies*)

I wish Jeff Goldblum wasn't old and fat now.  

[chessiejo]

wish granted.

but Jeff is so grateful he takes you off to fantayland where all the horros of all his disaster movies happen to both of you at the same time.



i wish i could jump over tall buildings.

and tall pine trees too.  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: Jeff Goldbblum is young and skinny because he has begun taking lots of different hallucinogens and has racked up quite a large bill at the plastic surgeons office. He then thinks that he is a rooster and ends up in your front yard pecking and "c**k-a-doodling" at the break of dawn, your neighbors get so pissed off that they come and shoot you.


I wish I had a better plan for world domination.  

[Stained Sunday]

chessiejo

i wish i could jump over tall buildings.

and tall pine trees too.

Granted, but you aren't as skilled at landing and things get messy.

I wish this dollar was in my pocket.  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Granted you have a dollar in the pocket of the pants you gave to the salvation army





I wish I could take a vacation  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Granted you have a dollar in the pocket of the pants you gave to the salvation army





I wish I could take a vacation  

[Stained Sunday]

Granted! Enjoy your vacation to Hell!! twisted

I wish this cut on my leg would heal.  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Your cut heals but the leg has to be removed




I wish I had my dream girl  

[Flying Squiddle]

Your wish is granted and you find yourself in the clutches of your dream girl, who, having lived her entire life in your dreams, is not yet ready to cope with the inane details of suddenly finding herself alive. Driven to madness, she beats you to death with a dream bludgeon.

This takes a very long time, because it isn't a real bludgeon, and being beaten to death with it requires vast leaps of the imagination on your part.

O_O

I wish I had a kitten.

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chessiejo

but Jeff is so grateful he takes you off to fantayland where all the horros of all his disaster movies happen to both of you at the same time.

Holy Crap! I don't know whether to be horrified or eager.

Of course, if Aurora Sing has her way and he think's he's a rooster, he could get irritating.

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[xX_Random-Soul_Xx]

Granted and it scraches you face off

I wish I knew what to wish for