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 Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:53 pm
Duct tape to make them more sticky.
A faulty gas mask.
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:27 pm
A hammer ! Just bash it and get a new one !
Charlie Sheen
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:46 pm
Duct tape his mouth shut and get a voiceover actor.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:39 am
Hammer, duct tape & clothes hanger. May as well try and make a craft since there's nothing here. neutral
Shoes that are falling apart and flapping in the breeze
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:42 pm
Duct tape if you're really so poor you can't go out and buy a new pair, even a cheap pair to last until you can afford to get some good stuff.
Twitards.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:05 pm
hammer to smash their fingers and thumbs. no more twittering for you!!!
barking puppies
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:10 pm
clothes hanger; you can hang them up till the puppies learn to stop barking or they get back on in "time-out"
a cracked car tire
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:35 am
lots and lots on duct tape to patch over the whole tire
another twilight movie
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:49 pm
ENOUGH DUCT TAPE TO MUMMIFY THE ENTIRE CAST !!!!!!! (Except Michael Sheen he's good elsewhere)
Every single song that has ever been auto-tuned !!!!!
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:50 pm
MC Hammer will call in a few favors to old musical friends who will show them all how to make music with actual talent
(sadly, he himself can't show them)
rabid carebears
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:58 pm
Pull a McGuyver and create some sort of weird contraption with all three.
Flamethrower on the fritz.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:52 am
use clothes hanger to re-wire it
girl scouts
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:13 pm
Clothes hangers so those darling little girl scouts can make crafts !
Obnoxious kids who go out on Halloween night wearing a hoodie with the hood up and sweatpants and think it passes for a costume !
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:07 pm
Hammer spree.
Poorly designed time machine.
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:07 pm
Beat the hell out of it with a hammer. It was a piece of s**t anyway.
A Joan Crawford impersonator.
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