What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 7, 7
Total: 20 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:21 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPTwo halves stitched back together take on another droid. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid attempts to help the girl keep herself together by using a soldering iron to weld her two halves together more permanently. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
So kind. Looks around for something to use as the droid's legs. May as well put the soldering iron to more use whilst got it. Fred 250 Droid 85 The droid rips the legs off of its chassis and swings them at the girl. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 3, 8
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:23 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus Before the droid can be bored to tears, it straps the girl to a chair and forces her to watch C-SPAN for hours to bore her to death! Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 195
Angry, for keeping her away from the outdoors, Esme lifts the television and slams it down on top of the droid.Esme=140 Droid=195-55=140 Esme adjusts the rabbit ears of the t.v.’s antenna into the generator, short-circuiting the droid.Esme=140 Droid=140-55=95 The droid becomes one with the television and creates an addictive sitcom which the girl is mesmerized into marathon watching. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 4
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:30 am
Darth Daddicus The droid becomes one with the television and creates an addictive sitcom which the girl is mesmerized into marathon watching. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85
Esme falls asleep đŸ’¤ and spills her drink. The droid tools through the puddle and turns off the television with direct contact. Esme had reworked for an alternate current and the droid fries the majority of it’s circuits.Esme=85 Droid=85-55=30
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:58 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPTwo halves stitched back together take on another droid. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid attempts to help the girl keep herself together by using a soldering iron to weld her two halves together more permanently. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
So kind. Looks around for something to use as the droid's legs. May as well put the soldering iron to more use whilst got it. Fred 250 Droid 85 The droid rips the legs off of its chassis and swings them at the girl. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 85
So ungrateful. Throws the still on soldering iron at the droid. Fred 85 Droid 85 That got rid of that droid. biggrin
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 6, 8
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:25 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid becomes one with the television and creates an addictive sitcom which the girl is mesmerized into marathon watching. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85
Esme falls asleep đŸ’¤ and spills her drink. The droid tools through the puddle and turns off the television with direct contact. Esme had reworked for an alternate current and the droid fries the majority of it’s circuits.Esme=85 Droid=85-55=30 Esme pulls the plug đŸ”Œ from the droid’s power pack and locates a replacement droid. She moves with ease as she removes the limbs.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55-55=140
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 2, 8
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:17 pm
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFinds a new droid to play with. Fred 250 Droid 195
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Darth Daddicus rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:10 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid becomes one with the television and creates an addictive sitcom which the girl is mesmerized into marathon watching. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85
Esme falls asleep đŸ’¤ and spills her drink. The droid tools through the puddle and turns off the television with direct contact. Esme had reworked for an alternate current and the droid fries the majority of it’s circuits.Esme=85 Droid=85-55=30 Esme pulls the plug đŸ”Œ from the droid’s power pack and locates a replacement droid. She moves with ease as she removes the limbs.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55-55=140 The droid ignites a saber in each hand and swishes in figure eights as it attacks the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 2, 3
Total: 6 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:12 am
Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFinds a new droid to play with. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid pulls out a blaster and fires it at the girl's feet to make her dance! Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 8, 7
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:26 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFinds a new droid to play with. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid pulls out a blaster and fires it at the girl's feet to make her dance! Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
You make me feel like dancing, I want to dance the night away. Makes the droid dance too. Fred 250 Droid 85
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 1, 6
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:46 am
Darth Daddicus The droid ignites a saber in each hand and swishes in figure eights as it attacks the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme ignites her light saber and slashes the droid’s roller and audio circuits.Esme=195 Droid=140-55-55=30
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 3, 5
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:45 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid ignites a saber in each hand and swishes in figure eights as it attacks the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme ignites her light saber and slashes the droid’s roller and audio circuits.Esme=195 Droid=140-55-55=30 Esme picks up a ball peen hammer and strikes the droid’s cpu housing, knocking it off. Esme grabs a replacement to continue practicing.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 8, 5
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:19 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFinds a new droid to play with. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid pulls out a blaster and fires it at the girl's feet to make her dance! Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
You make me feel like dancing, I want to dance the night away. Makes the droid dance too. Fred 250 Droid 85 The droid spills oil on the girl's dance floor. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 85
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 2, 7
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:10 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFinds a new droid to play with. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid pulls out a blaster and fires it at the girl's feet to make her dance! Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
You make me feel like dancing, I want to dance the night away. Makes the droid dance too. Fred 250 Droid 85 The droid spills oil on the girl's dance floor. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 85
Slip, sliding away - drags the droid with me. Fred 85 Droid 85 The droid is no more. biggrin
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 6, 5
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:56 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPHope this droid has more stamina. Fred 250 Droid 140
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 2, 6
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:37 pm
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid ignites a saber in each hand and swishes in figure eights as it attacks the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme ignites her light saber and slashes the droid’s roller and audio circuits.Esme=195 Droid=140-55-55=30 Esme picks up a ball peen hammer and strikes the droid’s cpu housing, knocking it off. Esme grabs a replacement to continue practicing.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme swings her leg around and brings the droid down.Esme=250 Droid=250-55=195
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