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Total Votes : 127

Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 6, 8 Total: 17 (3-24)

Esme Marie Cullen

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 2:15 pm


Darth Daddicus

The droid leaks additional oil around the girl's feet as sparks fly from its chassis, making it a hazardous situation.
Esme Marie Cullen = Burn, burn, burn, it's a burning ring of fire!
Droid = 30

Esme gulps an energy drink and grabs a fresh droid. She ignites her light saber and swish swish, removes both left and right appendages.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55-55=140
Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 3, 8 Total: 16 (3-24)
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:56 am


Fred66
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Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Puts up a sign saying FREE OIL HERE.
Lies in wait for the droid to appear.

Fred 250
Droid 250


The droid comes in and fetches the oil. It places its own sign out to lure the girl into a trap: FREE TICKETS AIR SUPPLY AND CHICAGO TOUR!
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 250


Joins the queue.

Fred 140
Droid 195


The droid places a "CONCERT CANCELLED" sign outside the arena and irreparably breaks the girl's heart.
Fred66 = 30
Droid = 195

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 7, 3 Total: 14 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:59 am


Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid leaks additional oil around the girl's feet as sparks fly from its chassis, making it a hazardous situation.
Esme Marie Cullen = Burn, burn, burn, it's a burning ring of fire!
Droid = 30

Esme gulps an energy drink and grabs a fresh droid. She ignites her light saber and swish swish, removes both left and right appendages.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55-55=140


The droid has studied surveillance footage from the girl's previous training sessions and was well aware of her tactics and the tendency she has of removing appendages. The girl removed the droid's decoy appendages, but its actual appendages appear from behind its back, each holding an ignited lightsaber. It slashes at her in a criss-cross fashion.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1, 3, 2 Total: 6 (3-24)
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:00 am


Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Puts up a sign saying FREE OIL HERE.
Lies in wait for the droid to appear.

Fred 250
Droid 250


The droid comes in and fetches the oil. It places its own sign out to lure the girl into a trap: FREE TICKETS AIR SUPPLY AND CHICAGO TOUR!
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 250


Joins the queue.

Fred 140
Droid 195


The droid places a "CONCERT CANCELLED" sign outside the arena and irreparably breaks the girl's heart.
Fred66 = 30
Droid = 195


In a murderous rage the girl lashes out at the droid.

Fred 30
Droid 195

Fred66

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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 4, 5 Total: 12 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:23 am


Darth Daddicus

The droid has studied surveillance footage from the girl's previous training sessions and was well aware of her tactics and the tendency she has of removing appendages. The girl removed the droid's decoy appendages, but its actual appendages appear from behind its back, each holding an ignited lightsaber. It slashes at her in a criss-cross fashion.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140

Esme lobs a Phillips screwdriver at the droid’s visual enhancer, blinding the droid.
Esme=195
Droid=140-55=85
Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 1, 7 Total: 16 (3-24)
PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:43 am


Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Puts up a sign saying FREE OIL HERE.
Lies in wait for the droid to appear.

Fred 250
Droid 250


The droid comes in and fetches the oil. It places its own sign out to lure the girl into a trap: FREE TICKETS AIR SUPPLY AND CHICAGO TOUR!
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 250


Joins the queue.

Fred 140
Droid 195


The droid places a "CONCERT CANCELLED" sign outside the arena and irreparably breaks the girl's heart.
Fred66 = 30
Droid = 195


In a murderous rage the girl lashes out at the droid.

Fred 30
Droid 195


The droid takes advantage of the girl's blindness from her tears as she flails about. It comes down with an overhead strike with its lightsaber.
Fred66 = Now you'll have to buy two concert tickets so both halves of you can have a seat.
Droid = 195

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 5, 6 Total: 19 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:45 am


Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid has studied surveillance footage from the girl's previous training sessions and was well aware of her tactics and the tendency she has of removing appendages. The girl removed the droid's decoy appendages, but its actual appendages appear from behind its back, each holding an ignited lightsaber. It slashes at her in a criss-cross fashion.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140

Esme lobs a Phillips screwdriver at the droid’s visual enhancer, blinding the droid.
Esme=195
Droid=140-55=85


The droid lobs a drill bit at the girl's face in retaliation.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85
Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6, 3, 6 Total: 15 (3-24)
PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:09 am


Darth Daddicus

The droid lobs a drill bit at the girl's face in retaliation.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85

Esme finds a drill, attaches the bit, reverses the turn and backs out the screws holding the cpu in place.. The droid works itself in a tizzy and finally collapses. Esme grabs another for practice.
Esme=250
Droid=85-55-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250

Esme Marie Cullen

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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 5, 3 Total: 10 (3-24)

Fred66

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:10 pm


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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Two halves stitched back together take on another droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195
Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 3, 4 Total: 12 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:12 am


Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid lobs a drill bit at the girl's face in retaliation.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85

Esme finds a drill, attaches the bit, reverses the turn and backs out the screws holding the cpu in place.. The droid works itself in a tizzy and finally collapses. Esme grabs another for practice.
Esme=250
Droid=85-55-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250

Esme follows through with boring into the droid’s visual enhancers.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55=195

Esme Marie Cullen

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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 4, 2 Total: 8 (3-24)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 5:23 am


Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Two halves stitched back together take on another droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid attempts to help the girl keep herself together by using a soldering iron to weld her two halves together more permanently.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195
Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7, 5, 4 Total: 16 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 5:24 am


Esme Marie Cullen
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid lobs a drill bit at the girl's face in retaliation.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85

Esme finds a drill, attaches the bit, reverses the turn and backs out the screws holding the cpu in place.. The droid works itself in a tizzy and finally collapses. Esme grabs another for practice.
Esme=250
Droid=85-55-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250

Esme follows through with boring into the droid’s visual enhancers.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55=195


Before the droid can be bored to tears, it straps the girl to a chair and forces her to watch C-SPAN for hours to bore her to death!
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 195

Darth Daddicus
Vice Captain

Ruthless Leader

30,525 Points
  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 4, 6 Total: 18 (3-24)

Fred66

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  • Team Jacob 100
PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:06 am


Darth Daddicus
Fred66
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Two halves stitched back together take on another droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid attempts to help the girl keep herself together by using a soldering iron to weld her two halves together more permanently.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195


So kind. Looks around for something to use as the droid's legs. May as well put the soldering iron to more use whilst got it.

Fred 250
Droid 85
Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1, 7, 1 Total: 9 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 2:02 pm


Darth Daddicus

Before the droid can be bored to tears, it straps the girl to a chair and forces her to watch C-SPAN for hours to bore her to death!
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 195

Angry, for keeping her away from the outdoors, Esme lifts the television and slams it down on top of the droid.
Esme=140
Droid=195-55=140

Esme Marie Cullen

Sparkly Vampire

35,975 Points
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 5, 3 Total: 10 (3-24)

Esme Marie Cullen

Sparkly Vampire

35,975 Points
  • Firestarter 200
  • Happy 13th, Gaia Online! 50
  • Master Converter 500
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:11 am


Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

Before the droid can be bored to tears, it straps the girl to a chair and forces her to watch C-SPAN for hours to bore her to death!
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 195

Angry, for keeping her away from the outdoors, Esme lifts the television and slams it down on top of the droid.
Esme=140
Droid=195-55=140

Esme adjusts the rabbit ears of the t.v.’s antenna into the generator, short-circuiting the droid.
Esme=140
Droid=140-55=95
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