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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 2, 6
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:32 pm
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen [quote="Darth Daddicus”] The droid fires a rocket from the middle of its chassis at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Remembering the heat and pain caused by the droid’s laser eyes, Esme pokes it’s eyes.Esme=195 Droid=140-55=85 Esme leaps and spins around once airborn. She kicks the cpu loose and follows through with slamming the processor in a downward thrust. The droid self-destructs and Esme finds another.Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme holds her light saber in both hands. She swings upward, removing it’s left appendage. Next, Esme slams on the top of the right appendage in a downward strike.Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 Esme drops, rolls and comes up slamming into the droid. She crams wood shims into the droid’s roller and the droid is now immobile.Esme=250 Droid=140-55-55=30 The droid spills oil at the girl's feet and then ignites it with a spark. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 30
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 3, 3
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:35 pm
Darth Daddicus Queentintin lol silly me, last battle was won by me! Goes with new medium droid battle, brings along dragon friends, hope they breathe fire! hot! lol shoot that droid out of the cosmos lol twisted Dragons were way off darn it! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 lol The droid blows its dragon whistle to catch the attention of the swarm. It speaks fluent dragon, so it tells them there is a sweet filling inside the girl if they bite her hard enough. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
filling, in me? oh my! nono my dragon wouldnt do this! fights back! hehe , breathe fire baby! nothing! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid=250
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 3, 8
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:52 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Carries an antidote with me at all times. Fred 250 Droid 195-110=85 The droid is already near complete decimation. It throws an electronet over the girl to slow her down. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 85
Tunnels underground so it has no effect. Fred 195 Droid 85-55=30 The droid emits a poisonous gas as a last-ditch effort. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 30
Pulls top over nose and mouth to evade the gas. Fred 85 Droid 30 The droid cannot do this and inhales the gas. Droid is no more. Has a profound affect on the new droid too. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid puts a gas mask on, ignites a saber, and drops down to slash at the meatbag's knees. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
Runs away to buy some knee pads. Comes back ready to fight. Fred 250 Droid 85
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 5, 5
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:40 pm
Darth Daddicus The droid spills oil at the girl's feet and then ignites it with a spark. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 30
Esme wraps her scarf around the droid’s fuel tank and drops the ends in the lingering fire. She grabs a replacement droid and slashes the droid’s left and right appendages with her light saber.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55-55=140
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 3, 7
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 3:53 pm
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid spills oil at the girl's feet and then ignites it with a spark. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 30
Esme wraps her scarf around the droid’s fuel tank and drops the ends in the lingering fire. She grabs a replacement droid and slashes the droid’s left and right appendages with her light saber.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55-55=140 Esme drop kicks the droid’s roller loose.Esme=250 Droid=140-55=85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 8, 8
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 8:22 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin lol silly me, last battle was won by me! Goes with new medium droid battle, brings along dragon friends, hope they breathe fire! hot! lol shoot that droid out of the cosmos lol twisted Dragons were way off darn it! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 lol The droid blows its dragon whistle to catch the attention of the swarm. It speaks fluent dragon, so it tells them there is a sweet filling inside the girl if they bite her hard enough. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
filling, in me? oh my! nono my dragon wouldnt do this! fights back! hehe , breathe fire baby! nothing! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid=250 The droid breathes fire out of its own mouth. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 4, 2
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 8:23 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Tunnels underground so it has no effect. Fred 195 Droid 85-55=30 The droid emits a poisonous gas as a last-ditch effort. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 30
Pulls top over nose and mouth to evade the gas. Fred 85 Droid 30 The droid cannot do this and inhales the gas. Droid is no more. Has a profound affect on the new droid too. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid puts a gas mask on, ignites a saber, and drops down to slash at the meatbag's knees. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
Runs away to buy some knee pads. Comes back ready to fight. Fred 250 Droid 85 The droid goes for an overhead slash. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 8, 8
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 8:24 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid spills oil at the girl's feet and then ignites it with a spark. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 30
Esme wraps her scarf around the droid’s fuel tank and drops the ends in the lingering fire. She grabs a replacement droid and slashes the droid’s left and right appendages with her light saber.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55-55=140 Esme drop kicks the droid’s roller loose.Esme=250 Droid=140-55=85 The droid fires a missile from each of its shoulders. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 4, 1
Total: 6 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:40 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin lol silly me, last battle was won by me! Goes with new medium droid battle, brings along dragon friends, hope they breathe fire! hot! lol shoot that droid out of the cosmos lol twisted Dragons were way off darn it! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 lol The droid blows its dragon whistle to catch the attention of the swarm. It speaks fluent dragon, so it tells them there is a sweet filling inside the girl if they bite her hard enough. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
filling, in me? oh my! nono my dragon wouldnt do this! fights back! hehe , breathe fire baby! nothing! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid=250 The droid breathes fire out of its own mouth. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 250
à ahh! must finish that droid, least get some damage on it lol no hits! I'm a gonner lol! *runs*
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 5, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 10:13 am
Darth Daddicus The droid fires a missile from each of its shoulders. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber, slashes the droid’s circuits and steps back to avoid colliding with the convulsing droid. In a downward stroke, Esme cuts through the cpu and the droid hisses as it collapses. Esme grabs a replacement Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 4, 8
Total: 20 (3-24)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 10:13 pm
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin lol silly me, last battle was won by me! Goes with new medium droid battle, brings along dragon friends, hope they breathe fire! hot! lol shoot that droid out of the cosmos lol twisted Dragons were way off darn it! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 lol The droid blows its dragon whistle to catch the attention of the swarm. It speaks fluent dragon, so it tells them there is a sweet filling inside the girl if they bite her hard enough. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
filling, in me? oh my! nono my dragon wouldnt do this! fights back! hehe , breathe fire baby! nothing! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid=250 The droid breathes fire out of its own mouth. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 250
à ahh! must finish that droid, least get some damage on it lol no hits! I'm a gonner lol! *runs* The droid stabs the girl with a sword and holds her against the fire like a marshmallow. Queentintin = Crap! The girl got too crispy on the outside! Droid = 250
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 3, 8
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:04 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin lol silly me, last battle was won by me! Goes with new medium droid battle, brings along dragon friends, hope they breathe fire! hot! lol shoot that droid out of the cosmos lol twisted Dragons were way off darn it! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 lol The droid blows its dragon whistle to catch the attention of the swarm. It speaks fluent dragon, so it tells them there is a sweet filling inside the girl if they bite her hard enough. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
filling, in me? oh my! nono my dragon wouldnt do this! fights back! hehe , breathe fire baby! nothing! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid=250 The droid breathes fire out of its own mouth. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 250
à ahh! must finish that droid, least get some damage on it lol no hits! I'm a gonner lol! *runs* The droid stabs the girl with a sword and holds her against the fire like a marshmallow. Queentintin = Crap! The girl got too crispy on the outside! Droid = 250
LOL I knew you'd make up something like so! lol new battle! Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 LIke to get my revenge, I recuperate, always do lol 2 hits! take that, this little Jackalope knows a few tricks lol Queentintin= 250 Droid= 140 xd
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 3, 2
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:19 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Tunnels underground so it has no effect. Fred 195 Droid 85-55=30 The droid emits a poisonous gas as a last-ditch effort. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 30
Pulls top over nose and mouth to evade the gas. Fred 85 Droid 30 The droid cannot do this and inhales the gas. Droid is no more. Has a profound affect on the new droid too. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid puts a gas mask on, ignites a saber, and drops down to slash at the meatbag's knees. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
Runs away to buy some knee pads. Comes back ready to fight. Fred 250 Droid 85 The droid goes for an overhead slash. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 85
Looks around for some protective headgear too whilst trying to scare the droid into a mistake. Fred 195 Droid 30
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 2, 3
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:42 pm
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid fires a missile from each of its shoulders. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber, slashes the droid’s circuits and steps back to avoid colliding with the convulsing droid. In a downward stroke, Esme cuts through the cpu and the droid hisses as it collapses. Esme grabs a replacement Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme lounges in a recliner, sipping a tropical drink. 🍹 Esme=250 Droid=250
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 7, 3
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:38 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid fires a missile from each of its shoulders. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber, slashes the droid’s circuits and steps back to avoid colliding with the convulsing droid. In a downward stroke, Esme cuts through the cpu and the droid hisses as it collapses. Esme grabs a replacement Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme lounges in a recliner, sipping a tropical drink. 🍹 Esme=250 Droid=250 Esme slaps the droid into a spin. She drop kicks the droid and it continues spinning on the ground.Esme =250 Droid=250-55-55=140 Practice session ended - reboot (please confirm if correct)Esme=250 Droid=250
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