What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 4, 4
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:10 pm
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 4
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:39 am
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 3, 8
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:47 am
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Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPPicks a weakened droid off the assembly line. Fred 250 Droid 250 The weak droid calls the news outlets and immediately reports about the intense targeting and bullying the girl is perpetuating upon it, completely alienating her from her droid rights friends. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 250
Think I chose the wrong droid.
Fred 85 Droid 195
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wild and crazy thing rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:43 am
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Darth Daddicus wild and crazy thing Darth Daddicus wild and crazy thing Darth Daddicus wild and crazy thing lol well lets put him out of his misery, even if it doesnt feel anything! blaugh 2 hits, one droid down, and 1 hits damage towards another =) wild and crazy thing: 250 Droid= 195 The droid rushes to the boy until it can press both of its saber hilts against his chest and then it ignites them. wild and crazy thing = 140 Droid = 195
your plan didnt work! want a cookie? lol 2 hits, guess your dirty little plan didnt work! wild and crazy thing: 140 droid= 85 twisted The droid drops down and slashes at the boy's knees. wild and crazy thing = 85 Droid = 85
Come now, you dont have to be so mean Boss Man! twisted Take this! 1 hit at least! hurts right! lol wild and crazy: 85 Droid= 30 haha! The droid is content that it cannot feel pain. It tries to deal the boy some pain to the lungs by dispersing a cloud of poisonous gas. wild and crazy thing = 30 Droid = 30
Posionous gas, oh my! gets a medical mask,anything to cover up the fumes!
lol I'm a goner! till the next battle!
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 6, 8
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:32 am
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 5, 4
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:31 am
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Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPPicks a weakened droid off the assembly line. Fred 250 Droid 250 The weak droid calls the news outlets and immediately reports about the intense targeting and bullying the girl is perpetuating upon it, completely alienating her from her droid rights friends. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 250
Think I chose the wrong droid. Fred 85 Droid 195
The droid sues the girl for emotional anguish. Fred66 = I was only trying to sue the pants off you, not the life out of you! Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:32 am
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wild and crazy thing Darth Daddicus wild and crazy thing Darth Daddicus wild and crazy thing your plan didnt work! want a cookie? lol 2 hits, guess your dirty little plan didnt work! wild and crazy thing: 140 droid= 85 twisted The droid drops down and slashes at the boy's knees. wild and crazy thing = 85 Droid = 85
Come now, you dont have to be so mean Boss Man! twisted Take this! 1 hit at least! hurts right! lol wild and crazy: 85 Droid= 30 haha! The droid is content that it cannot feel pain. It tries to deal the boy some pain to the lungs by dispersing a cloud of poisonous gas. wild and crazy thing = 30 Droid = 30
Posionous gas, oh my! gets a medical mask,anything to cover up the fumes! lol I'm a goner! till the next battle!
The droid ignites the gas, as it is flammable as well as poisonous. wild and crazy thing = You sounded like a dog barking when you went *WOOMPH!* up in flames! Droid = 30
OOC= Why do you only roll 2 dice? You get three shots a day.
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:35 am
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Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid removes its own appendage, and backhands the girl with it. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 140
Esme knocks loose the droid’s remaining appendage.Esme=85 Droid=140-55=85 Esme slashes her light saber through the body of the droid and examines the two halves. She gouges the cpu and then hears nothing, silence. Esme grabs a replacement for practicing.Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55=195
The droid ignites a saber, drops down, and slashes at the girl's knees. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 8, 1
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 2, 7
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:55 am
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 7, 7
Total: 22 (3-24)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:01 pm
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 2, 8
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:02 pm
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 3, 1
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:57 am
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 6
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:08 pm
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Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPStarts a new droid. Fred 250 Droid 140 Looks like this one is weaker than the other. The droid immediately posts on its social media outlets about the body-shaming the girl is perpetuating on it. It tags her in all of its posts so all of her friends are aware of her callous disregard for the droid's feelings. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 140
Luckily I ignore all social media.
Fred 85 Droid 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 5, 7
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:24 pm
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