Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she hates pg-13  

[Pure 3picness]

Ummm... she was ugly? confused  

[Tambergal]

he was being an idiot  

[JTN]

Thinks violence solves everything... completely ignoring the effectiveness of psychological torture and emotional blackmail.  

[Chaton Atomique]

He brings strange women home....when I explicitly told him I prefer them freaky.

*writes my instructions down and pins them to your shirt* heart  

[Third Chaos Saint]

SHE loves to use her whip on people
So, when she didn't use it on me crying
I said "NO MORE" and that's why  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he seems angelic  

[Deathfrost]

lol She kept using those butterfly wings to fly away... lol  

[the_hamster]

I didnt remember anything about our wedding or wedding night or anything that took place before it.  

[Tambergal]

ARMAGGEDDON!!!!!!!! NUUUU  

[Deathfrost]

lol Her siggy kept giving me nightmares or dancing angels.... lol  

[Chaton Atomique]

He never practices his crying-on-demand....

*~whip crack!~*

....see? twisted  

[Deathfrost]

lol I still couldn't stay with her boobs controlling her mind... lol (well that and her boyfriend wouldn't let me within 800 feet of her lol)  

[Levud]

I finally became sober after many years..... ninja  

[Deathfrost]

lol I found out that it was a drunken, inebriated, shape shifting, alien and not a lady, so I got the marriage annulled... lol