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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:56 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:47 pm
Ummm... she was ugly? confused
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:17 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:26 pm
Thinks violence solves everything... completely ignoring the effectiveness of psychological torture and emotional blackmail.
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:34 pm
He brings strange women home....when I explicitly told him I prefer them freaky.
*writes my instructions down and pins them to your shirt* heart
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:41 pm
SHE loves to use her whip on people So, when she didn't use it on me crying I said "NO MORE" and that's why
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:58 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:45 am
lol She kept using those butterfly wings to fly away... lol
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:40 am
I didnt remember anything about our wedding or wedding night or anything that took place before it.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:25 pm
ARMAGGEDDON!!!!!!!! NUUUU
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:53 pm
lol Her siggy kept giving me nightmares or dancing angels.... lol
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:57 pm
He never practices his crying-on-demand....
*~whip crack!~*
....see? twisted
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:27 pm
lol I still couldn't stay with her boobs controlling her mind... lol (well that and her boyfriend wouldn't let me within 800 feet of her lol)
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:42 am
I finally became sober after many years..... ninja
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:44 am
lol I found out that it was a drunken, inebriated, shape shifting, alien and not a lady, so I got the marriage annulled... lol
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