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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:25 am
Esme Marie Cullen [quote="Darth Daddicus”] The droid tosses an electronet over the girl to stop her in her tracks.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85
Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55=195 The droid comes in to the Training Room and is immediately accosted by a meatbag! It ignites a saber and gives the meatbag a backhand slash.
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 7, 6
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:29 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Now a shock! beginning ot think , you got something agains me, Vice - CaptaiN SIR XD frig no hits! I'm doomed! score, stays the same! redface
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 140
lol so its gonna go down like that! ! this nifty file cabinet should be sturdy enough, thows it the froids way,! along with a few detonators! Queentintin=30 droid=30 tied!
Queentintin = I guess you should chill out?
Droid = 30
I should Z@ that ty xd time for another battle , idk, gets a mace out, maybe a sword! Queentintin=250 Droid=250 2hits, wow maybe I am a little powerful! Queentintin=250 DRoid=140
Queentintin = 85
Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 7, 4
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:30 am
Fred66 Tries to keep the momentum going. Fred 250 Droid 195-55=140
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 140
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wild and crazy thing rolled 3 4-sided dice:
4, 4, 1
Total: 9 (3-12)
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Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:30 am
Darth Daddicus wild and crazy thing Darth Daddicus wild and crazy thing Darth Daddicus The droid pulls out a soldering iron and tries to meld the meatbag's legs together.
wild and crazy thing = 220
Droid = 160
oo an iron, gets out this sling shot, automated ! new tally Wild and crazy me = 220 Droid= 70 3 hits! not bad!
wild and crazy thing = 130
Droid = 70
ok, I didnt need my nose hair plucked lol 2hits! cool wild and craxy thing=130 Droid=10
wild and crazy thing = 40
Droid = 10
a nail gun? lol in return , I'Ll use a carpenter's stapler lol well that's 60 dam, your droid is out! apart, everywhere lol new droid tomorrow! and 1 hit towards it awesome!
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 7, 6
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:20 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Now a shock! beginning ot think , you got something agains me, Vice - CaptaiN SIR XD frig no hits! I'm doomed! score, stays the same! redface
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 140
lol so its gonna go down like that! ! this nifty file cabinet should be sturdy enough, thows it the froids way,! along with a few detonators! Queentintin=30 droid=30 tied!
Queentintin = I guess you should chill out?
Droid = 30
I should Z@ that ty xd time for another battle , idk, gets a mace out, maybe a sword! Queentintin=250 Droid=250 2hits, wow maybe I am a little powerful! Queentintin=250 DRoid=140
Queentintin = 85
Droid = 140
very smart indeed! xd I also need ampage, like a an armored tank army, this will take care of the droid lol 2 hits! yes! the torpedos hit! Queentintin=85 Droid=30!
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 2, 8
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:48 am
Darth Daddic[i][/i]us The droid comes in to the Training Room and is immediately accosted by a meatbag! It ignites a saber and gives the meatbag a backhand slash.
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 195
Esme=250 Droid=195-55-55=85
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:10 pm
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Tries to keep the momentum going. Fred 250 Droid 195-55=140
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 140
Jumps over and high kicks the droid. Fred 140 Droid 140-55=85
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:12 pm
Scissor kicks the droid.
Fred 140
Droid 85-55=30
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:13 pm
Reverse scissor kick.
Fred 140
Droid 30
The droid is no more. biggrin
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Darth Daddicus rolled 2 4-sided dice:
2, 4
Total: 6 (2-8)
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Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:06 am
wild and crazy thing Darth Daddicus wild and crazy thing Darth Daddicus wild and crazy thing Darth Daddicus The droid pulls out a soldering iron and tries to meld the meatbag's legs together.
wild and crazy thing = 220
Droid = 160
oo an iron, gets out this sling shot, automated ! new tally Wild and crazy me = 220 Droid= 70 3 hits! not bad!
wild and crazy thing = 130
Droid = 70
ok, I didnt need my nose hair plucked lol 2hits! cool wild and craxy thing=130 Droid=10
wild and crazy thing = 40
Droid = 10
a nail gun? lol in return , I'Ll use a carpenter's stapler lol well that's 60 dam, your droid is out! apart, everywhere lol new droid tomorrow! and 1 hit towards it awesome!
wild and crazy thing = 190
Droid = 220
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 1, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:09 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin lol so its gonna go down like that! ! this nifty file cabinet should be sturdy enough, thows it the froids way,! along with a few detonators! Queentintin=30 droid=30 tied!
Queentintin = I guess you should chill out?
Droid = 30
I should Z@ that ty xd time for another battle , idk, gets a mace out, maybe a sword! Queentintin=250 Droid=250 2hits, wow maybe I am a little powerful! Queentintin=250 DRoid=140
Queentintin = 85
Droid = 140
very smart indeed! xd I also need ampage, like a an armored tank army, this will take care of the droid lol 2 hits! yes! the torpedos hit! Queentintin=85 Droid=30!
Queentintin = Guess who won the staring contest?!
Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 5, 1
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:17 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddic[i][/i]us The droid comes in to the Training Room and is immediately accosted by a meatbag! It ignites a saber and gives the meatbag a backhand slash.
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 195
Esme=250 Droid=195-55-55=85
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 85
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wild and crazy thing rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 1, 1
Total: 4 (3-12)
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Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:34 am
The droid shoots a staple gun at the boy.
wild and crazy thing = 190
Droid = 220
ok, what other kind of artillery I need, lol
dynamite? lol
1 hit!
Wild=190
droid= 190 tied! literally the droid got tied up ! twisted
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 3, 5
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 7:18 am
Darth Daddicus The droid balls itself into a boulder and flings itself at the girl.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 85
Esme=195 Droid=85-55=30
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Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 10:11 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin lol so its gonna go down like that! ! this nifty file cabinet should be sturdy enough, thows it the froids way,! along with a few detonators! Queentintin=30 droid=30 tied!
Queentintin = I guess you should chill out?
Droid = 30
I should Z@ that ty xd time for another battle , idk, gets a mace out, maybe a sword! Queentintin=250 Droid=250 2hits, wow maybe I am a little powerful! Queentintin=250 DRoid=140
Queentintin = 85
Droid = 140
very smart indeed! xd I also need ampage, like a an armored tank army, this will take care of the droid lol 2 hits! yes! the torpedos hit! Queentintin=85 Droid=30!
Queentintin = Guess who won the staring contest?!
Droid = 30
lol obviously! needs goggles now! lol new battle i'm guessing ! razz
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