What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:07 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Feels energised. Fred 85 Droid 85-55=30 The droid feels like giving the girl some extra energy, so it grabs one of its overloading powercells and chucks it at her just as it's about to burst. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 30
Goes for the kill. Fred 30 Droid 30 Defeated whee
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:13 am
Another one bites the dust. Time for a new one. MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFred 250 Droid 250
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:14 am
Must defeat another.
Fred 250 Droid 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 1, 3
Total: 5 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:57 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin new battle normal droid*for the most part* lol Queentintin=250 Droid=250 ooneed my lightsaber, maybe some detonators! throws one its way! 2 hits yes! pays to be cute! lol Queentintin=250 Droid=140! The droid heats up a cauldron of tar and dumps it on the cute meatbag. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 140
lol tar? midevil much? lol tintin just happened to have her malot with spikes on it, lets do this! 2hits! take that! lol Queen=250 Droid= 30 xd The droid grabs some of the sharp pieces that have shattered off of its chassis and chucks them at the girl. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
it wont go down like this twisted guess it will! evil The droid releases a poisonous gas as a last-ditch effort. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 7
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:00 am
Fred66 Must defeat another. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid ignites a saber in each hand, holds them over its head and comes down with a hammer blow. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
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wild and crazy thing rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 2, 2
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:26 am
Darth Daddicus wild and crazy thing wild and crazy thing easy droids, are they suppose to have buzz saws? lol new droid battle easy! EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 30HP wild and crazy thing=250 Droid=160! you know this droid looks a lot like r2d2 only more evil! lol doesnt look like the Vice was ready to battle! eek lol 3x1's incredible! same score! The droid pulls out a soldering iron and tries to meld the meatbag's legs together. wild and crazy thing = 220 Droid = 160
oo an iron, gets out this sling shot, automated ! new tally Wild and crazy me = 220 Droid= 70 3 hits! not bad!
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 7
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:38 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid throws a slew of shurikens at the girl in rapid-fire succession. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 195
Esme rubs her bruised leg and holds her light saber at the ready. She uppercuts the droid’s left arm and comes down powerfully to remove the left one too. Esme=195 Droid=195-55-55=85 The droid does a flip to try to bump the girl's chin with its chassis. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 na-NA-NA-NA-na-na, missed me, I have 195 life points, eh? Droid = 85
Esme, feeling enlightened at the droid’s miss, pulls out her numbchucks and whacks it’s cpu from both sides. She knocks it loose and the droid slithers to the ground. Esme finds another for practicing on./Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme’s wide grin assures the droid that she is about to damage it permanently. She wields her light saber and confidently removes both the left and right arms. The droid no longer has any weaponry.Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 1, 3
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:35 pm
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin new battle normal droid*for the most part* lol Queentintin=250 Droid=250 ooneed my lightsaber, maybe some detonators! throws one its way! 2 hits yes! pays to be cute! lol Queentintin=250 Droid=140! The droid heats up a cauldron of tar and dumps it on the cute meatbag. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 140
lol tar? midevil much? lol tintin just happened to have her malot with spikes on it, lets do this! 2hits! take that! lol Queen=250 Droid= 30 xd The droid grabs some of the sharp pieces that have shattered off of its chassis and chucks them at the girl. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
it wont go down like this twisted guess it will! evil The droid releases a poisonous gas as a last-ditch effort. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
I bet ! lets finish your droid, , then start a new fun battle Daddicus ! twisted did it! hehe , good things can happen xd Queentintin= 140 Droid is null!
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 2, 6
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:25 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid throws a slew of shurikens at the girl in rapid-fire succession. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 195
Esme rubs her bruised leg and holds her light saber at the ready. She uppercuts the droid’s left arm and comes down powerfully to remove the left one too. Esme=195 Droid=195-55-55=85 The droid does a flip to try to bump the girl's chin with its chassis. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 na-NA-NA-NA-na-na, missed me, I have 195 life points, eh? Droid = 85
Esme, feeling enlightened at the droid’s miss, pulls out her numbchucks and whacks it’s cpu from both sides. She knocks it loose and the droid slithers to the ground. Esme finds another for practicing on./Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme’s wide grin assures the droid that she is about to damage it permanently. She wields her light saber and confidently removes both the left and right arms. The droid no longer has any weaponry.Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 Esme is rueful and detaches the droid’s relay system and detection alarm. The droid can no longer direct or warn itself from danger.Esme=250 Droid=140-55-55=30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 4, 4
Total: 10 (3-12)
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:22 am
wild and crazy thing Darth Daddicus wild and crazy thing wild and crazy thing easy droids, are they suppose to have buzz saws? lol new droid battle easy! EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 30HP wild and crazy thing=250 Droid=160! you know this droid looks a lot like r2d2 only more evil! lol doesnt look like the Vice was ready to battle! eek lol 3x1's incredible! same score! The droid pulls out a soldering iron and tries to meld the meatbag's legs together. wild and crazy thing = 220 Droid = 160
oo an iron, gets out this sling shot, automated ! new tally Wild and crazy me = 220 Droid= 70 3 hits! not bad! The droid uses a pair of needle nose pliers on the meatbag's nose hairs. wild and crazy thing = 130 Droid = 70
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:24 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin lol tar? midevil much? lol tintin just happened to have her malot with spikes on it, lets do this! 2hits! take that! lol Queen=250 Droid= 30 xd The droid grabs some of the sharp pieces that have shattered off of its chassis and chucks them at the girl. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
it wont go down like this twisted guess it will! evil The droid releases a poisonous gas as a last-ditch effort. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
I bet ! lets finish your droid, , then start a new fun battle Daddicus ! twisted did it! hehe , good things can happen xd Queentintin= 140 Droid is null! The droid comes in to witness the final blow and pauses before deciding what to do. It tries to stealthily sneak up behind the girl to slash at her spine with it's saber. Queentintin = 195 Droid = 250
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:25 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid throws a slew of shurikens at the girl in rapid-fire succession. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 195
Esme rubs her bruised leg and holds her light saber at the ready. She uppercuts the droid’s left arm and comes down powerfully to remove the left one too. Esme=195 Droid=195-55-55=85 The droid does a flip to try to bump the girl's chin with its chassis. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 na-NA-NA-NA-na-na, missed me, I have 195 life points, eh? Droid = 85
Esme, feeling enlightened at the droid’s miss, pulls out her numbchucks and whacks it’s cpu from both sides. She knocks it loose and the droid slithers to the ground. Esme finds another for practicing on./Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme’s wide grin assures the droid that she is about to damage it permanently. She wields her light saber and confidently removes both the left and right arms. The droid no longer has any weaponry.Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 Esme is rueful and detaches the droid’s relay system and detection alarm. The droid can no longer direct or warn itself from danger.Esme=250 Droid=140-55-55=30 The remains of the droid release a poisonous gas. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 4, 2
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:26 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid throws a slew of shurikens at the girl in rapid-fire succession. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 195
Esme rubs her bruised leg and holds her light saber at the ready. She uppercuts the droid’s left arm and comes down powerfully to remove the left one too. Esme=195 Droid=195-55-55=85 The droid does a flip to try to bump the girl's chin with its chassis. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 na-NA-NA-NA-na-na, missed me, I have 195 life points, eh? Droid = 85
Esme, feeling enlightened at the droid’s miss, pulls out her numbchucks and whacks it’s cpu from both sides. She knocks it loose and the droid slithers to the ground. Esme finds another for practicing on./Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme’s wide grin assures the droid that she is about to damage it permanently. She wields her light saber and confidently removes both the left and right arms. The droid no longer has any weaponry.Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 Esme is rueful and detaches the droid’s relay system and detection alarm. The droid can no longer direct or warn itself from danger.Esme=250 Droid=140-55-55=30 The remains of the droid release a poisonous gas. (but this time it rolls) Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 30
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:06 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Must defeat another. Fred 250 Droid 250 The droid ignites a saber in each hand, holds them over its head and comes down with a hammer blow. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 250
Goes with a low sweep. Fred 195 Droid 250
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:07 am
Forgot the droid has no legs. Uses an uppercut.
Fred 195 Droid 250
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