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 Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:44 am
I killed you so you could not look confused.
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:38 am
I killed you because you ran in front of my car and...well, these things happen.
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:46 am
I killed you to feed my dragon.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:46 am
I killed you so I could eat your dragon.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:28 pm
I killed you... Well, actually my dragon killed you... Guess he got bored or hungry...
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:40 pm
I killed you to dispose of all witnesses.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:31 pm
I killed you for attempting to kill me for witnessing something I didn't witness.
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:44 am
I killed you so I could eat your face.
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:39 am
I killed you so I could take home the adorable cat~
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:43 pm
I killed you because the government has had enough of your s**t.
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:02 pm
I killed you because the people have had enough of your s**t. wink
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:14 pm
I killed you because you wouldn't give me your phone number.
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:15 pm
I killed you for participating in anti-government activities.
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:33 pm
I killed you for calling me a deserter after my conscience objected to the orders you issued me
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:59 pm
I killed you for kidnapping!
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