What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 3, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:56 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid swishes and dodges and misses all the girl's attacks. It ignites a saber in each hand and comes down with a double-bladed overhead strike. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 250
Esme jumps with a start at the burning sensation. She calls on the force for strength and thrusts her light saber through the droid’s bottom. She swings it around, catching the droid’s axle.Esme=195 Droid=250-55-55=140 Esme flips in the air and tackles the droid down. She kicks it in its side.Esme=195 Droid=140-55-55=30
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:09 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid swishes and dodges and misses all the girl's attacks. It ignites a saber in each hand and comes down with a double-bladed overhead strike. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 250
Esme jumps with a start at the burning sensation. She calls on the force for strength and thrusts her light saber through the droid’s bottom. She swings it around, catching the droid’s axle.Esme=195 Droid=250-55-55=140 Esme flips in the air and tackles the droid down. She kicks it in its side.Esme=195 Droid=140-55-55=30 Esme ignites her light saber and violently swings it at the droid’s cpu. It shorts out and the droid slithers to the floor. Esme walks over to the shelves and grabs a replacement. She slashes at the droid’s armed hand, easily removing it.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55=195
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 4, 2
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:19 am
Fred66 Uses full power. Fred 195 Droid 140 The droid buzzes and clicks, which is the droid's way of laughing, and throws a quick uppercut/overhand slash combo. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 5, 6
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:19 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin weel a new fresh Normal droid! hehe! Queentintin=250 Droid=250 hehe I'm a ready, take this , evil one! 1 hit! Queentintin=250 Droid= 195!! The droid backs away, ignites a saber in each hand, begins twirling them in a figure eight motion, and comes zooming in toward the girl. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 195
do droids eat apples? hehe twisted 2 hits,, must be the poison apple! lol Queentintin=250 Droid= 85 The droid throws thermal detonators, disguised as apples, at the girl. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 85
and you got a hit! lol Queentintin= 195 Droid=85 ok *she unexpliquelly, has ninja stars hidden, or maybe a mace would work!* ;lol Queentintin= 195 Droid= 30 oh nos! sometimes I wonder as I look in your eyes! that's why you call me in the middle of the night! no hits! darn it! The droid shoots out an electronet to try to stop the girl from thoroughly destroying it. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:20 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid swishes and dodges and misses all the girl's attacks. It ignites a saber in each hand and comes down with a double-bladed overhead strike. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 250
Esme jumps with a start at the burning sensation. She calls on the force for strength and thrusts her light saber through the droid’s bottom. She swings it around, catching the droid’s axle.Esme=195 Droid=250-55-55=140 Esme flips in the air and tackles the droid down. She kicks it in its side.Esme=195 Droid=140-55-55=30 Esme ignites her light saber and violently swings it at the droid’s cpu. It shorts out and the droid slithers to the floor. Esme walks over to the shelves and grabs a replacement. She slashes at the droid’s armed hand, easily removing it.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55=195 The droid replaces the arm with a chainsaw, and rushes the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 Droid = 195
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 6, 6
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:34 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin weel a new fresh Normal droid! hehe! Queentintin=250 Droid=250 hehe I'm a ready, take this , evil one! 1 hit! Queentintin=250 Droid= 195!! The droid backs away, ignites a saber in each hand, begins twirling them in a figure eight motion, and comes zooming in toward the girl. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 195
do droids eat apples? hehe twisted 2 hits,, must be the poison apple! lol Queentintin=250 Droid= 85 The droid throws thermal detonators, disguised as apples, at the girl. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 85
and you got a hit! lol Queentintin= 195 Droid=85 ok *she unexpliquelly, has ninja stars hidden, or maybe a mace would work!* ;lol Queentintin= 195 Droid= 30 oh nos! sometimes I wonder as I look in your eyes! that's why you call me in the middle of the night! no hits! darn it! The droid shoots out an electronet to try to stop the girl from thoroughly destroying it. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 30
ya but...I don't think, the net will hold me! see, my flaming wings, and demon horns, will help me burn right through it! hehe twisted yes! 2 hits, well your droid is caput, and I get one hit on a new droid, should I go for a harder droid?
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:37 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 Uses full power. Fred 195 Droid 140 The droid buzzes and clicks, which is the droid's way of laughing, and throws a quick uppercut/overhand slash combo. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 140
Didn't even come close. Think there was a fault in the production line with this one. Fred 195 Droid 140
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:38 am
Would send it back but need an bit of light relief.
Fred 195 Droid 140-55=85
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:40 am
Sits back and relaxes.
Fred 195 Droid 85-55=30
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 8, 2
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:32 am
DD-SCRAPS The droid replaces the arm with a chainsaw, and rushes the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 Droid = 195
Esme reaches for a long piece of re-bar and slams it into the chainsaw, causing it to jam. She uses her light saber to slice off the droid’s other arm.Esme=250 Droid=195-55-55=85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:42 am
Queentintin yes! 2 hits, well your droid is caput, and I get one hit on a new droid, should I go for a harder droid? The droid removes its outer chassis and provides her with a softer droid because it doesn't think she's ready for a hard one. Queentintin = 195 Droid = 195
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 6, 5
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:43 am
Fred66 Sits back and relaxes. Fred 195 Droid 85-55=30 The droid sticks a whoopee cushion full of poisonous gases under the girl before she sits down. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 7, 5
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:45 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid replaces the arm with a chainsaw, and rushes the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 Droid = 195
Esme reaches for a long piece of re-bar and slams it into the chainsaw, causing it to jam. She uses her light saber to slice off the droid’s other arm.Esme=250 Droid=195-55-55=85 The droid bares its sharpened teeth and begins chomping as it approaches the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 5
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 5:23 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin yes! 2 hits, well your droid is caput, and I get one hit on a new droid, should I go for a harder droid? The droid removes its outer chassis and provides her with a softer droid because it doesn't think she's ready for a hard one. Queentintin = 195 Droid = 195
ok then! fine let me show you! is it because of my attire? huhuh? Yes 2 hits! Queentintin=195 Droid= 85 2 hits! Queentintin=195 Droid = -25 its out! caput xd
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:18 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 Sits back and relaxes. Fred 195 Droid 85-55=30 The droid sticks a whoopee cushion full of poisonous gases under the girl before she sits down. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 30
Feel I am about to explode. Fred 85 Droid 30 Impacted on the droid who is no more. biggrin
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