Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deathfrost]

lol because her plantlife tried to eat me... lol  

[Marissa on My Mind]

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He beat me with his stick! T^T

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[MaronKuzaka]

His flamingo stared at us when we sleept and he refused to carry it to another room... ._.  

[Chaton Atomique]

She always rings home strangers....and refuses to share!  

[Deathfrost]

lol because I couldn't compete with her boobs (nice as they seem to be) for her attention so I left... lol  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he was a eunuch..lol  

[Deathfrost]

lol because she thought I was a eunuch but she was sadly mistaken... lol  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol because he likes to watch women use the shake weight..lol  

[Deathfrost]

lol because I have no idea what she just meant... lol  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol because he cheated on me with my imaginary brother  

[Deathfrost]

lol because she said I cheated on her, but the two people she saw in her bed when she woke up were her sister and her brother in law as I had already left to go get breakfast... lol  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol because he double posted and he thinks I sleep in the same bed as my sister and brother in law...thats just wrong  

[Deathfrost]

lol because she was sharing a bed with her sister and brother in law and made me sleep in a different bed and she had a three some while I was getting breakfast and didn't let me join in... lol  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

eww...thats so gross, their my family thats just gross. I made breakfeast for himself and didnt give me anything (lol yeah im hungry..)