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 Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:15 pm
Granted, but you're only sexy to flies.
I wish Sean was a fly.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:43 pm
Granted, but he flew away.
I wish for fully functional power armor.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:00 pm
Granted, but it's vulnerable to kittens.
I wish I could run as fast as the Flash.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:32 pm
For only 0.5 seconds, yes you can.
I wish for a coin.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:20 pm
Granted. It's wooden.
I wish I had a better uniform.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:13 pm
Granted, but then it was stolen for me.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:50 am
No wish to corrupt... crying
I wish I could control women's periods.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:42 am
The ability to control how females punctuate the end of a sentence is now yours.
I wish for a link to an active roleplay in this Guild.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:18 am
Granted, but all the sex blinded you.
I wish someone uploaded a video of Pit from Kid Icarus: Uprising getting flattened.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:21 am
Granted, but it was a video of you dressed as Pit and getting flattened.
I wish flamethrowers lasted longer.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:05 am
Granted, but you died before it happened.
I wish I had a heart.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:28 am
Granted, you get a dinky heart shaped piece of plastic.
I wish for a never ending cup of coffee.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:38 pm
Granted. You get so hyper that you run around until you die of a heart attack.
I wish for an indestructible army tank.
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:17 am
Granted, but it self destructed.
I wish that all of my friends and I lived in the Amityville Horror house.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:08 pm
Granted. You all kill each other.
I wish I was a dentist.
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