| What's grosser than gross? |
| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 3, 3
Total: 8 (3-24)
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 Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:42 am
new battle, new droid, normal xd
Queentintin=250
Droid=250
tintin gets her good new bow and arrows out! spits out flames! as you release it! 1 hit!
-55 to the droid!
continues battle hehe
where's the droid hiding,ah! over there! let's get it!
DARN! no hits! droid's gonna hurt me! lol
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 8, 7
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:54 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid enters the training room and is immediately slashed with a saber. It ignites its own saber in defense and slashes blindly as it has yet to find out where the attack even came from.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 195
Esme=195 Droid 5=195-55=140 Esme=195-? Droid 5=140-55-55=30 Esme=250 Droid 5=scrap heap 🔥 Droid 6=250-55=195
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 3, 8
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:46 am
Queentintin DARN! no hits! droid's gonna hurt me! lol
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 4, 5
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:51 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme grins, feeling a surge of victory nearby. She claps her arms over the droid’s ears and a loud ringing fills the air. Esme scraps the droid for a few dollars and wheels out another.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 140
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 8, 8
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:46 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DARN! no hits! droid's gonna hurt me! lol
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 250
the girl is weaker today, she has a large shiel protecting her, goes in for the attack! big hack saw lol 2hits -110 to the droid!
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 2, 2
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:20 pm
DD-SCRAPS The droid reels from the hits but quickly recovers and pulls out an electrowhip which it snaps at the girl.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 140
Esme=140 Droid 1=140-55=85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 4, 5
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:27 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DARN! no hits! droid's gonna hurt me! lol
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 250
the girl is weaker today, she has a large shiel protecting her, goes in for the attack! big hack saw lol 2hits -110 to the droid!
Queentintin = 140
Droid = 85
(Your calculations are quite inaccurate, meatbag. Anything from 5 to *BRZZZT!* 8 is a hit for 55 damage. Your simple soft brain has convinced you that you're not doing as well as you truly are.
This is further evidence that the *BRZZZT! galaxy will be better when the droids finally become the ones in the positions of power and authority!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 7, 2
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:29 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid reels from the hits but quickly recovers and pulls out an electrowhip which it snaps at the girl.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 140
Esme=140 Droid 1=140-55=85
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 85
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 7, 7
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:50 am
DD-SCRAPS The droid activates its close-contact security feature which projects sharp spikes of titanium from its chassis.
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 85
Esme=250 Droid 1=Scrap pile Droid 2=250-55=195
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 8
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:35 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DARN! no hits! droid's gonna hurt me! lol
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 250
the girl is weaker today, she has a large shiel protecting her, goes in for the attack! big hack saw lol 2hits -110 to the droid!
Queentintin = 140
Droid = 85
(Your calculations are quite inaccurate, meatbag. Anything from 5 to *BRZZZT!* 8 is a hit for 55 damage. Your simple soft brain has convinced you that you're not doing as well as you truly are.
This is further evidence that the *BRZZZT! galaxy will be better when the droids finally become the ones in the positions of power and authority!Nonono! say it isn' true! I shall defeat you! for humanity!
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:39 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DARN! no hits! droid's gonna hurt me! lol
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 250
the girl is weaker today, she has a large shiel protecting her, goes in for the attack! big hack saw lol 2hits -110 to the droid!
Queentintin = 140
Droid = 85
(Your calculations are quite inaccurate, meatbag. Anything from 5 to *BRZZZT!* 8 is a hit for 55 damage. Your simple soft brain has convinced you that you're not doing as well as you truly are.
This is further evidence that the *BRZZZT! galaxy will be better when the droids finally become the ones in the positions of power and authority!Nonono! say it isn' true! I shall defeat you! for humanity! 2 hits, the droid is done! biggrin new droid tomorrow!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 2, 8
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:48 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme spies a power transformer and considers flipping the switch from alternate current to direct current. She bends her right knee over the left, transfers her body weight to her right foot when she lands and propels herself toward the droid’s groin area. The droid doubles over, desperately searching for an escape route. Esme races to the transformer and flips the switch. The droid fizzles out. Esme replaces the droid with a working model and removes a battery.Esme=250 Droid 1=Scrap pile Droid 2=250-55=195
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:50 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid activates its close-contact security feature which projects sharp spikes of titanium from its chassis.
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 85
Esme=250 Droid 1=Scrap pile Droid 2=250-55=195
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 195
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 1, 6
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:03 am
DD-SCRAPS The droid's eyes black out while it scrambles to look for that dang battery. It hears the girl approaching, though, and wildly blasts in the general vicinity of the noise while it searches.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 195
Esme=195 Droid 2=195-55-55=85
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 4, 1
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:51 am
~~~time to have some fun battling a normal droid, *but is it really normal? lol*
Queentintin=250
Droid=250
takes her missile launcher out, maybe too rash, gets her hand gun out! hehe!~~ darn nothing! stressed
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