Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Ethozz]

No, i'm smoking a "No Smoking" sign

Are you smoking something?  

[Aurora Sing]

Nope, I don't smoke...

What day is it?  

[Ethozz]

in my place, Friday

What month is it?  

[Aurora Sing]

August

Where is the nearest evil mongoose support station?  

[Ethozz]

in your backyard

What in the world is dude eggs?  

[chessiejo]

mouse balls without the mouse



why won't housekeepers clean windows?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

That's the window keepers job


What happens if i mix kids and water?  

[Aurora Sing]

You end up with a couple of drowned water rats.

Am I not the cutest AVI you ever saw?  

[Ethozz]

well, i say you're one of the cutest

How many brains does a human have?  

[Aurora Sing]

They are supposed to have 1 but most of them don't even use that...


What is the difference between a chimpanzee and an orangutang?  

[Ethozz]

a chimp is hairy but the orangutang is orange and more hairy

What's the difference of a toad and a frog?  

[Aurora Sing]

Toad: Any of numerous tailless amphibians chiefly of the family Bufonidae, related to and resembling the frogs but characteristically more terrestrial and having a broader body and rougher, drier skin.

Frog: Any of numerous tailless, aquatic, semiaquatic, or terrestrial amphibians of the order Anura and especially of the family Ranidae, characteristically having a smooth moist skin, webbed feet, and long hind legs adapted for leaping.

Does this help?  

[Ethozz]

actually, it did help. nice job explaning!

Do you want an A+?  

[Aurora Sing]

Yes, I've always been an over achiever!!

Are you qualified to give out A+'s??  

[Ethozz]

i dunno. i'm qualified to receive them however.

Are you a nerd or a geek?