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 Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:59 pm
No, i'm smoking a "No Smoking" sign
Are you smoking something?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:08 pm
Nope, I don't smoke...
What day is it?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:12 pm
in my place, Friday
What month is it?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:25 pm
August
Where is the nearest evil mongoose support station?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:31 pm
in your backyard
What in the world is dude eggs?
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:48 am
mouse balls without the mouse
why won't housekeepers clean windows?
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:46 pm
That's the window keepers job
What happens if i mix kids and water?
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:50 pm
You end up with a couple of drowned water rats.
Am I not the cutest AVI you ever saw?
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:20 pm
well, i say you're one of the cutest
How many brains does a human have?
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:24 pm
They are supposed to have 1 but most of them don't even use that...
What is the difference between a chimpanzee and an orangutang?
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:26 pm
a chimp is hairy but the orangutang is orange and more hairy
What's the difference of a toad and a frog?
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:59 pm
Toad: Any of numerous tailless amphibians chiefly of the family Bufonidae, related to and resembling the frogs but characteristically more terrestrial and having a broader body and rougher, drier skin.
Frog: Any of numerous tailless, aquatic, semiaquatic, or terrestrial amphibians of the order Anura and especially of the family Ranidae, characteristically having a smooth moist skin, webbed feet, and long hind legs adapted for leaping.
Does this help?
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:07 pm
actually, it did help. nice job explaning!
Do you want an A+?
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:11 pm
Yes, I've always been an over achiever!!
Are you qualified to give out A+'s??
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:19 pm
i dunno. i'm qualified to receive them however.
Are you a nerd or a geek?
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