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 Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:05 pm
Wish granted, you're now a pet monkey named sane that has a bright white strip going down the back of your head.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:46 pm
max34354 Wish granted, you're now a pet monkey named sane that has a bright white strip going down the back of your head. I wish no one would corrupt this wish your wish is granted but as you make the wish you find that it is already corrupted. i wish i wasn't diabetic.
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:32 pm
Granted, now you have AIDS to deal with.
I wish i was smarter...
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:38 pm
the government discovers your IQ and locks you in a sunless room under tight security for the rest of your life for fear the enemy will kidnap and use you.
i wish i was back together with james
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:47 pm
Granted, come over to my house at 2:00
I wish i was more athletic so I could make the Football team
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:38 pm
Granted: On the first day of practice you get tackled and break both your legs and you are in a full body cast for months
I wish Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp's character) was in my room...
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:54 pm
Your wish is granted, and you awaken to find Jack Sparrow in your room. Unfortunately, since your life doesn't exactly have the same budget that the original movie had, someone less expensive has been cast in Johnny Depp's place.
You oggle in repugnance and fear. Standing over you, in pirate garb, is Corey Feldmen.
I wish I had some fish n' chips (and perhaps a pint of lager to wash it down with).
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:16 pm
granted.
your meal is so delicious you order another, and another, until you gain 300 pounds.
i wish i could teleport to anywhere
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:51 pm
Your wish is granted, and you immediately begin teleporting, giddy with your newfound superpower. In a state of megalomaniacal glee, you set off to conquer the galaxy, one planet at a time.
Unfortunately, you are so rapt with megalomaniacal glee, that you forget to don your trusty supervillian atmosphere suit before deciding to teleport into space.
Which is unfortunate, because shortly thereafter, you implode.
I wish my sinuses would stop acting up.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:37 pm
me too!
but maybe if our sinuses felt better we would overdo, and have a heart attack.
i wish it would storming
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:54 pm
Granted! Now there's a giant tidal wave coming towards your house.
I wish i could find a loophole in this game.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:31 pm
Your wish is granted. You fall through the giant loophole and become lost to time and space.
I wish it would storm here.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:15 pm
granted.
the most powerful electric storm on record fries all your electronics.
even the ones that are in storage.
i wish i could sing the national anthem
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:41 pm
Granted: You sing the national anthem but you can only sing it while in the shower.
I wish my hubby didn't smoke
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:43 pm
Aurora Sing Granted: You sing the national anthem but you can only sing it while in the shower. I wish my hubby didn't smoke granted. he stops smoking, but spontaneously combusts. i wish i had a nickle for every typo i've made
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