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 Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:40 pm
"How come I have to be Mr. Pink? That sounds too much like Mr. p***y!" - Mr. Pink.
Mr. Brown- "Well, how come I have to be Mr. Brown? It sounds too close to Mr. s**t."
--- RESERVOIR DOGS
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:59 pm
rockywitch Mr. Darcy: My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on. -Pride and Prejudice
Damn you, Matthew Macfadyen, and your perfect delivery!
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:45 pm
He'll always be my
King: "Old woman, can you tell me who lives in that castle?"
Denis: "I'm a man!"
King: "Oh sorry. Old man do you know -"
Denis: "I'm 37."
King: "What?"
Denis: "I'm 37, I'm not old."
King: "Well I can't just call you man!"
Denis: "You could call me Denis."
King: "I didn't know you were called Denis."
Denis: "Well you didn't bother finding out now did you?"
~Monty Python and the Holy Grail S u p e r h e r o <3
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:49 pm
+Spazmatic_Joy+ Devlin Darkness "This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-�-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." -------V for Vendetta .... I love you.
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<3 S u p e r h e r o <3 But wait!
I think you missed a line.
"Voila! In view a humble vordavilian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vesisitudes of fate." S u p e r h e r o <3
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:36 pm
My favorite qoute is
Dude... you just got patty slapped
Or
Where it with pride man .... where it with pride
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:19 am
"We're kinda like 7-11. We may not always be doing business, but we're always open."
"And shepherds we shall be;
For thee, My Lord, for thee;
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet shall swiftly carry out Thy command;
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
-MacManus brothers prayer-
"The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?"
and these are just from The Boondock Saints.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:14 pm
(GLEN)...the telly said violence is bad (CHUCKY) no, violins.. violins are bad. the screeching music's gona ruin the god damn country
-the Seed of Chucky
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:11 pm
Soldier 1: Do you care if it falls?
Soldier 2: What falls?
Soldier 1: The Roman Empire
Soldier 2: F**k it....
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Soldier 1: HE'S GOT A SWORD!
Soldier 2: You fool, we've ALL got swords!
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Takamata; Do not ask him for forgiveness
Takamata; Do not beg him for mercy
Takamata; Do not look to him for compassion
Let's face it; You can't Takamata anything
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Queen: Bob, oh Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:46 pm
i've got two. both from Bulletproof Monk eek
*Nina shows Jade a picture of a refugee kneeling in front of a man with a rifle*
Nina: Tell me, deep inside, at the bottom of your soul, who would you rather be? The man about to be shot? Or the man about to do the shooting?
or
Kar:
So, I figured it out, why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan so be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:49 pm
"If I helped you leave, then I'd be all alone again..." -Escaflowne. Yeah, it's an anime movie, so what
And,
"Persian: Their arrows are so vast in number, that they will block out the sun!
Spartan: Then we shall fight in the shade."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:01 pm
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland heading right past the alter, heading down the ramp and out the door!
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I'm trying to conduct a wedding which has absoblutely nothing to do with love, will you please be quiet!
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Helmet: WHAT!?!
Sanders: You're needed on the bridge sir
Helmet: KNOCK ON THE DOOR! KNOCK NEXT TIME! ....Did yousee anything?
Sanders: No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls agian.
Helmet: GOOD!
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:24 pm
Kaiyachan "I will sign no treaty, senator. My fate will be no different from that of my people."
-Padme Amidala, The Phantom Menace
"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead. Every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women, and the children, too! They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!"
-Anakin Skywalker, Attack of the Clones
"A Jedi gains power through understanding and a Sith gains understanding through power."
-Chancellor Palpatine, Revenge of the Sith
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
-Han Solo, A New Hope
"Laugh it up, fuzzball!"
-Han Solo, A New Hope
"You have paid the price for your lack of vision."
-Emperor Palpatine, Return of the Jedi Those are some of my fave too. And the Fuzzball one is from Empire. Who's more foolish the fool or the fool who follows him? - obi wan ANH Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerf hereder - Leia ESB Hey it's me! - Han ROTJ I will not defer, I come before you to discuss this attack on our sovreignty now. I was not elected to watch my people sufer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee. If this body is not capable for action, i suggest new leadership is needed. I move for a vote of no confidence in Chancelor Velorum's leadership. - Padme TPM We transmitted the messege just as you asked, master. Then we decided to come and rescue you. - Ani AOTC Anikan, your breaking my heart. Your going down I path I cannot follow. - Padme ROTS _________________________________________- Now for Stargate... He's inviting us to go with him - Daniel How do you know? - Jack Becuase he's inviting us to go with him. - Daniel pointing towards city I got an idea - Daniel and Jack as the decide to blow up Ra You solved in two weeks what the Air Force couldn't in forty years. - General
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:26 am
you could choose almost any line from Princess Bride and have a winner.
mawiage is what bwings us togetheh
true love...no he did not!
my name is diego montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die
give me back my father you son of a b***h
as you wish
it's iocaine, a tasteless colorless odorless pwder, i'd swear to it!
etc etc
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:38 pm
Mel: A stand-up philosopher. I co-elese the vapor of human existance and transform it into viable, logical explination.
Woman: Oh. A bulls**t artist....
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Little John: It takes a real man to wear tights.
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:13 am
Probably has been done but here you go anyway, a couple of Fight Club Quotes;
Narrator: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just...
Marla Singer: - waiting for their turn to speak?
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Narrator: On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero.
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