Corrupt a Digi-wish

[PHX_Roger_ILKN]

Granted: King Drasil appears in the real world and turns all the humans into digimon

I wish those idiots at bp knew what they were doing.  

[fakhriblued]

they knew it,but they won't stop

I wish my poyomon evolve to alphamon eek  

[Prairiefox]

It does but Alphamon gets angry and goes on a destructive rampage.
I wish I had a labramon 4laugh  

[Phantom Muse]

Labramon comes to you aid, but desides to just go back.

I wish i could find a treasure chest with Gatomon.  

[UnHolyFudge]

You do but then the Gatomon attacks your face

I wish that this guild had a sprite of Locomon  

[Kazu Matsumoto]

Granted, but photobucket exceeds the bandwith limit and you can't see it xd

I wish for fish and chips with a little salt, on a plate at 30 degrees celsius, with a glass of coke and three ice cubes.  

[Kizadek]

granted, but the ice cupes are made with polluted water that ultimatly results in your death

i wish my avi had a new look  

[Kazu Matsumoto]

Granted, your avi don's a pair of groin crushing skinny jeans and can no longer move the lower half of his body.

I wish for a pie.  

[Kizadek]

granted but you get the pie from myotismons minion and its spiked with a dark spore, because you are a jerk wad, your digimon decide to bail on you, and though very proud, your parents end up hating you so they send you to military school to learn manners

i wish i had more time to spend on the computer during the week  

[UnHolyFudge]

Granted but you have to spend it cleaning a virus off your computer and you ultimately fail at getting rid of it and it gives your IP adress to monkey's with computers.

I wish I could eat as much as i wanted and i never got fat.  

[Sun Hou Yi]

Granted you lost track of what you hate and had a heart attak and died.
I wish for a thing.  

[UnHolyFudge]

granted you get a thing but that thing is a space time but that explodes and traps you between dimensions.

I wish for a different thing.  

[RaSGo Romango]

you get a different thing but later you feel like the same

i want all digimon IN THE WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH  

[ThatMarkGuy]

you get them all but the king dresel delets them all blaugh

i wish for anything to happen 4laugh  

[Demonicdanster]

Nothing happens, ever.
I wish I would get my starter digimon posted.