What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 4:42 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin *recalls last battle* meet everyone half way lol New battle, ready reading upon some evilish attacks, found a double sided saber, yes this will do the trick, new medium droid me friend! Queentintin=250 Droid=250 I hit damage better than nothing! Queentintin=250 Droid= 195 ^.^ The droid was quick to change its maneuvers once it saw the double-sided saber. It blocked and waited for an opening before jabbing at the girl's abdomen.Queentintin = 140 Droid = 195 why always in the abdomen? lol ok then, seeing how it has special vision, it goes for a good swipe towards it's head! ^^ well looky here, got a hit! hehe poor droid! Queentintin=140 droid=140 tied! The droid is awfully sorry it has been boring the girl for always stabbing her in the abdomen. It chooses a soft corner of the girl's neck and stabs there instead.Queentintin = 30 Droid = 140 lol now that's more like it, since were thinking of necks, she goes in for a few head and neck swipes! hehe good morning^^ tied again! Queentintin=30 droid=30 The droid decides to tie the girl's shoelaces together seeing as how she's so awfully happy about being tied.Queentintin = Quit your trippin', girl! Drod = 30 lol good one! time for a new battle!
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 5, 3
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 4:43 am
well have me trusty sabers even a gun, I'ma a ready! checks her surroundings, knows that droid's got a plot!
was a new battle medium droid, Queentintin=250 Droid now a little damaged!= 140 not bad for a country girl!
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Arie The Dragon Slayer rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 3, 6
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 5:03 am
DD-SCRAPS Arie The Dragon Slayer DD-SCRAPS Arie The Dragon Slayer DD-SCRAPS Arie The Dragon Slayer Trying to blow me up huh? *uses her magic to make explosions* HOW ABOUT WE START A RIOT? Your first shot defeated the droid and one of your other shots did damage. The droid grabbed some riot gear and started tazing the girl.Arie The Dragon Slayer = 195 Droid = 195 you cant taze me if you cant catch me razz The droid throws an electronet over the elf to slow it down.Arie The Dragon Slayer = 195 Droid = 140 well crap sweatdrop You have defeated this droid with these rolls. Pick another droid and start again. ninja
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KarmaTheNatureLover rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 6, 1
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 5:12 am
DD-SCRAPS KarmaTheNatureLover DD-SCRAPS KarmaTheNatureLover (who said i eat the lunch ladies cooking? gonk ) The droid posts pictures on the feed of the girl's social media site that others have taken of her as she picks food off of their trays and insists that she never eats the cafeteria food, but she just wants to try a nibble until she eats twice as much as anybody else is allowed to get on their trays without paying for it.KarmaTheNatureLover = 250 Droid = 195 hey i have a husband to feed xd The droid sends out adoption applications in the girl's name so she'll have more than just one mouth to feed.KarmaThe NatureLover = 140 Droid = 85 jokes on you i love kids razz
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Lady Akio rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 1, 6
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 5:24 am
DD-SCRAPS Lady Akio DD-SCRAPS The droid swoops into the Training Room just to be hit in the face with a blast from the girl's rage. Not knowing what in the world is going on, the droid lobs a thermal detonator at the girl and backs away.Lady Akio = 140 Droid = 140 *turns into a bridezilla and goes on a ragging rampage* The droid offers to plan the girl's entire wedding for half of what her wedding planners are charging her. The droid then destroys the building the wedding planners were working out of so she has no choice bu to accept. When speaking to the cake decorators, the droid insists the bride wants no part of the bettercream or cream cheese frosting and would rather have that plastic textured icing because of its durability.Lady Akio = 30 Droid = 140 rofl i guess the lunch lady is making the cake?
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Neko Nikita Uchiha rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 6, 7
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 5:41 am
DD-SCRAPS Neko Nikita Uchiha DD-SCRAPS Neko Nikita Uchiha = 250 Droid = 250 not much of a talk eh? The droid opens its mouth and rambles on about ancient Mesopotamian culture and its impact on the future stock prices of linseed oil until the dragon's ears bleed from boredom.Neko Nikita Uchiha = 195 Droid = 85 ugh wait what? lol
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Tsubaki The Cosplayer rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 4, 2
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 6:11 am
DD-SCRAPS Tsubaki The Cosplayer DD-SCRAPS The droid comes out from the repository just in time to watch the shrapnel from the previous droid fall to the ground. A few pieces embed themselves in the droid's wiring, shorting quite a few of its mechanisms out. It attempts to use its wrist rocket on the creature.Tsubaki The Cosplayer = 140 Droid = 140 gonk Tsubaki The Cosplayer = This droid has defeated you. Please pick another droid and start again. Droid = 85 Victory is mine rofl
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akira water demon rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 5
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 6:25 am
DD-SCRAPS akira water demon DD-SCRAPS akira water demon DD-SCRAPS Yes, that would make an epic item. I think there's actually a suggestion thread, but in the meantime, perhaps you should start a quest for some kind of golden ticket. I mean, a baby golden would be enough for a tail. The droid is slightly damaged by having to dive into the water to fight the eel hybrid, but it adjusted its shields to fend off the water damage, ignited its lightsaber, and slashed at her abdomen.akira water demon = 85 Droid = 195 (i found an eel item but it looks more like a dragons tail than mermaid sad ) *coils around the droid giving it a little zap* This item I'm giving you looks a lot more like that picture you showed me. Maybe if you just added water, it would be obvious you're an eel? The droid extends spikes from within its chassis to injure the eel's coiled body.akira water demon = 85 Droid = 140 (hmm i'll give it a try ) akira water demon = 30 Droid = 30 (it look more like i had a lizard tail than an eel)
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6fred6 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 1, 2
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 8:24 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSwings my baton high at the new droid. 6fred6 = 250 Droid 250-55 = 195
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Za-AM1 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 2, 5
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 9:44 am
DD-SCRAPS Za-AM1 DD-SCRAPS Za-AM1 DD-SCRAPS Za-AM1 Za-AM1 was found so she thought for now she'll shoot directly at the droid. The droid easily batted away the blasts with its saber and began deflecting the shots back at the girl.Za-AM1 = 140 Droid = 140 while Za-AM1 was escaping the shots, she found a good spot to use her sniper again. The droid zips blindly about blasting at all corners of the Training Room, trying to avoid the sniper fire.Za-AM1 = 85 Droid = 30 '' you can't run away my dear'' said Za-AM1 then she shot the droid. RIP The droid swoops in to the classroom just to have a laser deflect off the chassis of a broken droid and hit it in the head. It zeroes in on the source of the blast and fires its own blaster at the girl.Za-AM1 = 250 Droid = 195 The shots didn't hit Za-AM1 cuz the droid didn't where she is, so showed up from nowhere and shoot the droid with a blaster.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 1, 1
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:00 pm
Queentintin well have me trusty sabers even a gun, I'ma a ready! checks her surroundings, knows that droid's got a plot! was a new battle medium droid, Queentintin=250 Droid now a little damaged!= 140 not bad for a country girl! The droid lets a herd of cattle loose and fires its blaster to make them stampede toward the girl.Queentintin = 195 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 1, 4
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:01 pm
Arie The Dragon Slayer DD-SCRAPS Arie The Dragon Slayer DD-SCRAPS Arie The Dragon Slayer you cant taze me if you cant catch me razz The droid throws an electronet over the elf to slow it down.Arie The Dragon Slayer = 195 Droid = 140 well crap sweatdrop You have defeated this droid with these rolls. Pick another droid and start again. ninja Arie The Dragon Slayer = 250 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:05 pm
KarmaTheNatureLover jokes on you i love kids razz The droid comes in to the mess on the floor which used to be its father droid by program. It begins to cry, spilling oil at the girl's feet.KarmaTheNatureLover = 195 Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 6, 6
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:08 pm
Lady Akio DD-SCRAPS Lady Akio DD-SCRAPS The droid swoops into the Training Room just to be hit in the face with a blast from the girl's rage. Not knowing what in the world is going on, the droid lobs a thermal detonator at the girl and backs away.Lady Akio = 140 Droid = 140 *turns into a bridezilla and goes on a ragging rampage* The droid offers to plan the girl's entire wedding for half of what her wedding planners are charging her. The droid then destroys the building the wedding planners were working out of so she has no choice bu to accept. When speaking to the cake decorators, the droid insists the bride wants no part of the bettercream or cream cheese frosting and would rather have that plastic textured icing because of its durability.Lady Akio = 30 Droid = 140 rofl i guess the lunch lady is making the cake? The droid gives the girl something to calm her nerves before the big day. Once she's out, the droid keeps her in a drug-induced coma for five more years until her fiance has moved on to a new life with a new wife. The droid wakes her up and gives her the news.Lady Akio = So much for the words, "I just can't live without you." Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:10 pm
The new droid comes in to repeat everything the previous droid said, only slower.Neko Nikita Uchiha = 250 Droid = 195
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