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 Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:42 am
Granted, but you get too much, they revolt, and your tortured for one hundred years.
I wish I could do Alchemy like Fullmetal Alchemist
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:35 pm
Granted...and just like Edward Elric you lose an arm and a leg.
I wish I didn't have smelly farts.
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:47 pm
Granted, but now they explode
I wish I had a sandwich made out of normal sandwich things
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:51 pm
Granted, but the sandwich will eat you.
I wish My neck didn't hurt from hunching over this computer for too long.
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:07 am
Granted, but now your butt hurts from sitting down too long
I wish i was dead
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:32 am
Granted, but now you'll be reborn as Siamese Twins.
I wish I could have an entire Family Guy episode about me.
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:49 am
Granted, but no one liked it so Family Guy was canceled in fear that more episodes would stink
I wish I was male again
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:17 am
Granted, but it will only last ten seconds
I wish my lawn would cut itself...
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:31 am
Granted, but it also viciously cuts anything else that walks over it.
I wish I could speak Chinese fluently.
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:41 pm
Granted, but now that's the only language you speak and no one else does
I wish nothing bad ever happens to me
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:42 pm
Granted, but nothing happens to you and your sent to limbo
I wish I were one year older
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:08 pm
Granted, but you end up dying seconds after it happens
I wish I had some gum
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:20 pm
Granted, the first bite blows your head off though
I wish i couldn't see
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:38 pm
Granted, but now your other senses are hyper sensitive to the point of pain
I wish Valiant was a boy again
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:02 am
Granted, but now your a boy too
I wish I had the motivation to update my wish list
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