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 Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:46 am
OMG! Gay Pride Advocate! Awesome~!
Granted. Gays murder you for parading with them and NOT being gay.
I wish I had more gaia time to answer all your insults
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:07 pm
Granted. You were fired.
I wish George Carlin was alive again.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:57 pm
Granted his first show is mocking you, your family and everything you love
I wish I could marry rich
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:45 pm
Granted. A day later he goes bankrupt.
I wish Global Warming wasn't happening at such a rapid rate.
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:30 am
Granted. Global COOLING happens at a rapid rate which no country prepared for thus resulting in an extinction-causing ice age
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:04 pm
No wish. No corruption. ******** wish we weren't all slaves to our corporate masters.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:28 pm
Granted, we are now slaves to another collective to rise and fill in the void.
I wish I could bend reality by mere will.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:54 pm
granted but you go insane
(I would like to make a straight pride parade, who wants to come!?!? Any other closet straights out there acting as if there is something to hide? <- btw this is a sarcastic joke)
I wish people were more reasonable.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:37 pm
granted...we are too reasonable
I wish i had a shirt...
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:05 pm
Granted. It's made of people.
I wish for the end of organized religion.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:21 pm
Granted, no one has died for any reason for ages
I wish for a shirt not made of people
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:10 am
alright, dead puppies it is then!!!
i wish to become incorruptable
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:05 pm
you are....but everyone hates you for it
I wish my coat wasnt anything flesh or bone...or the dead versions of such....
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:05 pm
Granted. It's a fur coat, which results in members of PETA lynching you.
I wish for a guillotine with a conveyor belt so that the condemned prisoners can be rolled down to the blade.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:19 pm
granted, and you're the first test subject
i wish i knew what to wish for
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