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 Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:36 pm
Granted. You turn around and find me chainsawing your intestines out. whee
I wish for a flamethrower that never ran out of ammo.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:10 pm
Granted You're also no able to turn it off
I wish I could cuddle with Steven Tyler tonight
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:57 am
Granted. He needs to cuddle with a lot of other people.
I wish I could get the super soldier gene and steal it to use for myself! ((<-- that supersoldier thing is REAL! eek ))
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:07 am
Granted. The government nukes you're location because you're to powerful
I wish I had 20 bucks
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:41 am
Granted, but they get startled and trample you.
I wish Pokemon were real.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:48 pm
Granted. You get eaten by Dragonite.
I wish I had a cool outfit like my avi without getting called a Nazi because I'm not.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:45 pm
Granted. You keep getting mistaken for a hippie~! xp
I wish I had a funner birthday plus actual presents. emo
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:53 pm
Granted. As a joke, someone planted a bomb in one of the presents, killing you and everyone else at the party.
I wish for a nice shiny sword.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:19 pm
Granted. It was my sword and I want it back at any cost! evil
I wish that everytime a wish is granted, a random kid dies for the cost of the wish! twisted And no, my family does not have any kids, I'm barely a teenager and I don't care about any kids in the neighborhood.
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:57 pm
granted. but a meddling psychic traces the deaths back to you, and all the nearby parents pull a Freddy Krueger on your butt.
i wish that my spring break was longer.
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:00 pm
Granted. You have to spend the rest of it watching a slide show of someone showing pictures of people kneecaps. There's no escape.
I wish I has more muscle and less fat.
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:30 am
Granted. Now you're so full of muscle that you can barely move.
I wish I was over this cold.
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:00 pm
granted. you now have small pox.
i wish that i had an everlasting apple.
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:34 pm
Granted. You get sick of its taste but you must keep eating it anyway.
I wish I had futuristic military armor.
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:04 pm
Granted, But the technology used to create said armor falls in the wrong hands and the enemy finds the armors weakness and forever more your armor is useless
I wish alchemy was real (FMA style alchemy)
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