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 Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:28 pm
His name is Melvin, and he is painfully shy. That is why you won't actually meet him.
What if oranges were blue?
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:33 pm
they'd be called berries
What if the earth rotated the other way?
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:48 pm
We'd all be dizzy...
What happened to ABBA?
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:45 pm
They got jobs at the local McDonalds.
What happened to "must see" TV?
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:16 am
they got donated to a nearby institute for blind people
Who in the world invented the toilet?
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:55 pm
Someone that really had to go and didn't feel like going outside. Their butts got cold.
Why is inflation so crazy in the Marketplace?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:29 am
Because the market place wanted inflation for it's birthday and the Admins were happy to oblige
Did I spell oblige right because I'm too lazy/tired to check?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:33 am
Yes see> obligeWhy won't my hair cooperate?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:47 am
wrong shampoo
why am i still up laughing at this stuff?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:04 pm
cause it's funny
Do you love counting numbers?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:33 pm
Why actually, NO, but thank you so much for asking, that is really thoughtful of you.
What order are the planets in?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:14 pm
my-planet-has-more-moons-than-yours order
Do you wanna be cool?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:23 pm
I'm already cool, silly, I have the A/C on rofl
What is the scientific symbol for sugar?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:49 pm
Diabetes
Who married the salt?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:56 pm
ummm pepper?
Are you smoking crack???
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