Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Aurora Sing]

His name is Melvin, and he is painfully shy. That is why you won't actually meet him.


What if oranges were blue?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

they'd be called berries


What if the earth rotated the other way?  

[Aurora Sing]

We'd all be dizzy...

What happened to ABBA?  

[xUltra Violetx]

They got jobs at the local McDonalds.

What happened to "must see" TV?  

[Ethozz]

they got donated to a nearby institute for blind people

Who in the world invented the toilet?  

[KrazyTerry]

Someone that really had to go and didn't feel like going outside. Their butts got cold.

Why is inflation so crazy in the Marketplace?  

[Orangeeful]

Because the market place wanted inflation for it's birthday and the Admins were happy to oblige

Did I spell oblige right because I'm too lazy/tired to check?  

[Aurora Sing]

Yes see> oblige


Why won't my hair cooperate?  

[BeenieRastaBwoy]

wrong shampoo

why am i still up laughing at this stuff?  

[Ethozz]

cause it's funny

Do you love counting numbers?  

[Aurora Sing]

Why actually, NO, but thank you so much for asking, that is really thoughtful of you.


What order are the planets in?  

[Ethozz]

my-planet-has-more-moons-than-yours order

Do you wanna be cool?  

[Aurora Sing]

I'm already cool, silly, I have the A/C on rofl

What is the scientific symbol for sugar?  

[Ethozz]

Diabetes

Who married the salt?  

[Aurora Sing]

ummm pepper?

Are you smoking crack???