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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:11 pm
I killed you for letting all your teeth rot out.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:01 pm
I killed you in a knee jerk reaction during a panic attack in accordance with my deep-rooted fear of dentists and was found not guilty in the subsequent court hearing due to a most skillful use of the temporary insanity plea after convincing the twelve jurors that it was in fact self-defence as at the time of said incident I did believe wholeheartedly you posed a significant threat to my personal safety and well-being.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:19 pm
I killed you because you stole my sugar... Never steal a sugar addicts sugar...
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:47 pm
I killed you for stealing my sugar and claiming it was your own.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:53 pm
I killed you for having sugar. It rots your teeth.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:15 pm
I killed you for disapproving of my sugar intake!
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:47 pm
I killed you for killing me and accusing me of stealing your sugar when you stole it from me first
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:42 am
I killed you to take the sugar for myself
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:48 am
I killed you because everyone wants my sugar
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:09 am
I killed you because only I want it bad enough to kill for it twisted
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:28 am
I killed you because people are always killing me for my sugar and I'm starting to get sick of it... The getting killed, not the sugar...
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:31 am
Then just give me the sugar and I promise I'll stop killing you
After I kill you again rolleyes
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:30 pm
I killed you because this is getting repetitive and I'm hoping someone new will kill me
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:15 pm
I killed you again because I got tired of waiting for someone else to
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:13 pm
I killed you for not accepting modern technology.
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