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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:51 am
I divorced him because it hurt to get close to him.
Seriously... it physically hurt.
Ow.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:08 am
she tasted like figs...grows not my favorite fruit...if she had tasted like pineapple, then maybe it would have lasted
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:25 am
She gave me nightmares (lol sorry couldn't help it.... sweatdrop )
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:44 pm
he gave me nothing..(you know what i mean wink ) lol
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:47 pm
she wanted to fly kites more than she wanted to spend time with me
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:01 am
lol No offense but I'm just not into dudes, (not sure how we were married guess we had better both lay off the drugs and alcohol lol)
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:31 am
because, although I heart myself twas not meant to be..... emo (lol)
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:21 am
he talked to himself way to much, barly said one word to me crying
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:43 pm
I was never able to overlook her masquerade fetish XD
{...though it actually sounds fun. XD}
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:37 pm
lol she grew a tail and rabbit ears....
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:38 pm
i woke up to reality and realized he was just plain scary
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:07 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:05 pm
Because they slept with my dogs, ate my mother, and sold my snake to big fish bait store.
b*****d.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:06 pm
He always had to change his underwear every 39 minutes to "keep the evil at bay!" WTF?!
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:49 pm
her hair torched my paintings, ALL OF THEM gonk
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