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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:16 pm
Her eyes were too creepy... Along with her!
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:34 am
She had a tendency to hover away. Made one to many awkward situations.
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:58 am
I couldn't handle the silence that followed after we would argue about the door not being closed. D:
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:29 am
lol I thought I might half her money if I divorced her but found my lawyer and the judge were idiots.... oh and the checks in the mail...(sooo not fair emo lol)
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:41 am
He only Cared about the amount of monkey I raked in.
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:59 am
lol She kept too many weapons in the house (well that, and I found out she was an arms dealer lol) (the amount of 'monkey' you raked in? lol ok ya got me there cause if you didn't rake in enough 'monkey' then that could be a deal breaker lol (sorry couldn't help it) rofl Ok I'll stop now cause you have too many weapons....) burning_eyes
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:55 am
I divorced them becouse they have a dragon guarding their fish, so I couldnt eat any crying
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:05 am
I divorced her because her dog bit me, three times at once....... lol
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:14 am
he had too much love to share
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:47 pm
Her penguin kept sneaking between us at night and... watched. Just watched. O_O;;
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:49 pm
her wolf slept in the house while i had to sleep outside
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:23 pm
He would always melt the floors I stood on
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:53 pm
She kept bringing home strange pets....(yeah... like I'm one to talk lol)
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:54 am
lol I was forced to divorce myself because you can't be married to yourself where I live lol
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