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 Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:31 am
Granted. You slept through until Summer due to a comma that renders you paralyzed and bed-ridden when you finally wake.
I wish for a suicidal pony.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:47 am
Granted. It became a member of al-Quaeda and strapped bombs to itself and ran into a government building while shouting 'Allah hu akbar' and blowing itself up with you riding it.
I wish for an army that would do my bidding and that had really good looking uniforms.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:40 pm
granted. it faithfully goes to any and all auctions you wish them to and effectively bids for you.
i wish that i could sleep forever, even if all of my dreams were nightmares.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:32 pm
Granted. You're dead with a lot of unfinished business leaving you to be a wandering spirit.
I wish for coke~! heart
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:37 pm
You get it, but then a leetle polar bear sidles up to you and gives such a puppy stare till you give the drink to them... (or is it. dare I say it, the other "coke"?!?)
I want to be able to jump into a video game and help the main character complete his quests (especially Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood baby!!!!!!) rofl, I'm obsessed with that game blaugh
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:42 pm
(( Coke, yes. Soda... BTW, I would have murdered that polar bear if it did such a thing~! whee ))
Granted. The main character uses you as a human shield during one of his quests and you die in the game, never returning.
I wish ...err... to be an uke in a yaoi manga series. I wouldn't care how my seme behaved. I have both a masochistic and a sadistic tendency.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:48 pm
Granted. It turns out to be a prison series where most ukes wind up dead or permanantly mutilated.
I wish I had a collection of swords.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:55 pm
Granted. You borrowed money for it. Now, your house is getting foreclosed and all your personal possessions are up for auction~!
If ^ really happened, I wish I could get Eternal's dictator cap~! Even if it cost a million (currency here)
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:47 pm
granted. it's actually cursed and makes you as deathly pale and tired-looking as he is.
i wish that i was the real Santa Claus.
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:56 pm
((wouldn't mind that. I like dressing like a vampire too.))
Granted. You now have no personal life.
I wish for a cool new coat that I don't need to wear pants over.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:23 pm
Granted. It's made of cacti.
I wish people didn't assume my avi is a Nazi.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 4:46 am
Granted. We now assume it came from a Sesame Street episode. rofl
I wish my opponent was in Hell Prison as a prisoner with no bail.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:17 am
Granted. Your opponent is yourself. Welcome to your new cell. I'll be your torturer... twisted
I wish that this Hell Prison was full of prisoners for me to torture and kill.
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:31 am
Granted. You so happen to be one of them too. You torture and kill each other. Only, you figure out your wimpiness without the use of weapons. You're down here with me~! twisted I know jujitsu!
I wish I had a human puppet that did whatever I wanted it/him/her to do much like a PA.
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:57 pm
granted. the puppet isn't alive and starts to rot after only a little while.
i wish that i could control luck.
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